Category: Yosemite Sam

Regular

Yosemite Sam: [Shows up while Montana Max is in a gunfight] You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, kiddo.
[Pulls out a grenade launcher]

Conversation

Yosemite Sam: It is the quality of ones convictions that determines success, not the number of followers.
Montana Max: Who said that?
Sam: Me.

Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bot…

Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean. He’s fired rockets at the Moon, split the atom, achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor… except crime!

Regular

[Wielding a shower curtain rod like a spear]
Pirate Sam: Don’t mess with me now, varmint, I am Ahab!

Conversation

Bugs: I’ve said enough, I’m a man of few woids.
Yosemite Sam: Ah’m a man o’ one word: SCRAM!

Conversation

Yosemite Sam: Tell me, Duck, have you ever heard the term “involuntary servitude”?
Daffy: No.
Sam: “Unconscionable contract”?
Daffy: Uh, nope.
Sam: Great!

If he’d just pay me what he’s spen…

If he’d just pay me what he’s spending to make me stop robbin’ ‘im, ah’d stop a-robbin’ ‘im!  You probably inherited every penny you got!

Conversation

Yosemite Sam: Kid, there’s somethin’ ah oughta tell ya. Ah never shot nobody before.
Montana Max: One heck of a time to tell me!

Regular

Elmer: This is a $4,000 sofa, upholstered in Italian silk.  This is not just a couch.
Yosemite Sam: [shouts, pounding a couch pillow to each syllable] It’s just a couch!

Conversation

Daffy: Hey, what’s different about you? Did you get your hair cut?
Pirate Sam: Ah’ma wearin’ an ah patch.
Daffy: You didn’t always have that?