Category: Yosemite Sam

Bad guys do what good guys dream.

Bad guys do what good guys dream.

The word is respect.  Y’ don’t lik…

The word is respect.  Y’ don’t like guns or hate ‘em.  You start respectin’ a gun in what it is, what it can do, wha ya might use it.  You learn all that and more, and then you learn to shoot one.

A sheriff’s convention no less!  Whah co…

A sheriff’s convention no less!  Whah couldn’t it have been a Tupperware convention?

Regular

All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. Ah has something to say: Christmas. It’s not the givin’, it’s not the gettin’, it’s the lovin’. There, ah said it. Now git outa here!

Yosemite Sam

Ganib, ganob and Lego blocks are what ah desir…

Ganib, ganob and Lego blocks are what ah desire, So whah’d ah have to set the pizza guy’s hair on fire?  Ah told him ah was sorry, ah’m a liar.

Conversation

Bugs: Well, then take your mask off.
Yosemite Sam: Oh, no. ah couldn’t do that. Ah haven’t got anything on underneath it.

Well, after all, he wanted to join the hierarc…

Well, after all, he wanted to join the hierarchy of western gunfighters.  Now, all he has to do is pay his initiation fee.

The sea is calm ya said.  Peaceful.  Calm abov…

The sea is calm ya said.  Peaceful.  Calm above, but below a world of gliding monsters preying on their fellows.  Murderers, all of them.  Only the strongest teeth survive.  And who’s to tell me it’s any different here on board, or yonder on dry land?

Regular

Yosemite Sam: [opening a stolen Christmas gift] If this is another doggoned thesaurus, ah’m gonna track down those dumb, stupid… dumb people… and teach ‘em how to buy a proper gift!

If ya don’t understand it, shoot it.

If ya don’t understand it, shoot it.