Category: Yosemite Sam

Thur is nothin’ more invigoratin’ …

Thur is nothin’ more invigoratin’ than holdin’ a critter’s head in your hands and lookin’ ‘im in the eye and sayin’ ah could kill you in 1 second varmint and he says ah got a wife and you say gimme all the money in your cash register!

Conversation

Yosemite Sam: Only two things in the world ah’ma scared of
Bugs: Only scared of two things, what’s that?
Sam: Women and the police.

Ah said, ‘Do you love me?’ and she…

Ah said, ‘Do you love me?’ and she said, ‘No, but that’s a really nice domino mask.’

Every Monday you will have a practice quiz.  E…

Every Monday you will have a practice quiz.  Every Wednesday you will have a real quiz.  Every Friday you will have an exam.  And any time ah FEELS like it you will have a surprise quiz or exam.

Conversation

Bugs: But why put people in it?
Yosemite Sam: Because it’s here. Ya have ta use it, or ya admit that it’s pointless.
Bugs: But it *is* pointless.
Sam: Varmint…that’s mah point.

Mah Ma died last year, she was 95.  Stabbed in…

Mah Ma died last year, she was 95.  Stabbed in a bar fight.

Regular

Yosemite Sam: [to himself, looking in a bathroom mirror] Stick ‘em up!
Sam: Hey, buddy!
Sam: [realizing he’s being watched] How long you been standin’ there?
Bugs: Long enough to catch your late late show.

Conversation

Pirate Sam: Ah’ve sailed all the five seas. From the land of Bora Bora to the icy shores of Tripoli. Seaweed Sam, they used to call me.
Bugs: Seven.
Sam: Huh?
Bugs: There are seven seas, and Tripoli is in the Sub-Tropics, Captain!
Sam: Trim the sails!
Daffy: There are no sthails.
Sam: Start the engines!
Porky: Th-th-there are no engines.
Sam: Ah can’t work with this miserable crew!

Regular

Yosemite Sam: Ah’ma gonna give ya a break.  Ah’ma gonna fix it, so’s ya don’t hear the bullets.
[Removes Granny’s hearing aid]

A true outlaw finds the balance between the pa…

A true outlaw finds the balance between the passion in his heart and the reason in his mind.  The outcome is the balance of might and right.