Category: Yosemite Sam

Regular

Bugs: [to Porky, on a meeting between Daffy and Yosemite Sam] Well, I’ll tell you.  It’s a little clash of temperament that’s going on in there.  Inevitably, one of them’s half-mad – and the other, wholly unscrupulous.

Does it surprise you, Dodgers?  Surely, you kn…

Does it surprise you, Dodgers?  Surely, you know the Klunkians are a barbarous people! Barbarous and cruel!  Who but they! Who but they!

We are pirates, not barbarians!  We will let t…

We are pirates, not barbarians!  We will let them keep the toilet paper!

Conversation

Yosemite Sam: You wouldn’t dare play fair, would you?
Montana Max: I wouldn’t dare lose.

It reminds me of what a friend once said.  Bre…

It reminds me of what a friend once said.  Breaking into a bank is what screws you up, because breaking in takes time, and time is what gits ya caught.

Regular

Daffy: [after pirate song ends] One more time!
Pirate Sam: WAIT a min-u-ete!  Ah am the only one who gets to say one more time!

He who steals and runs away, lives to steal an…

He who steals and runs away, lives to steal another day!

Conversation

Daffy: Are we going to rob it?
Pirate Sam: No, no, we are going to plunder it!
Daffy: But wait, aren’t we robbers?
Sam: No, we’re pirates! Pirates, Pirates, PIRATES! How many times must I remind you?

Conversation

Yosemite Sam: Oh mah gosh, this is blowin’ mah mind!
Bugs: We’re not really that high.
Sam: Oh no? Ah think we made the radar at Heathrow! Unidentified flying coward!
Bugs: I thought cowboys had guts?
Sam: Yes, Bugs, and this cowboy wants to keep his guts to himself!

Regular

Yosemite Sam: [being arrested] Probable cause, you don’t have no probable cause!
Sgt. O’Duck: You’re under arrest because you’re probably guilty!