Category: wile e coyote

Books are the best friends you can have; they …

Books are the best friends you can have; they inform you, and entertain you, and they don’t talk back.

The bow and arrow once was the pinnacle of wea…

The bow and arrow once was the pinnacle of weapons technology. It was used by Genghis Khan to forge an empire that stretched across Asia, from the wintry woods of Ukraine to the Eastern shores of Korea.  Now, whoever holds the weapons manufactured by The Acme Corporation rules the world…and soon, it will be MY turn.

Where did I fail you?  Where did I make my mis…

Where did I fail you?  Where did I make my mistake?

Conversation

Bugs: What’s that?
Wile E.: The Tumblr? Oh, you wouldn’t be interested in that.

Conversation

Elmer: How do you account for the fact that the bombing campaign has been going on for thirteen years?
Wile E.: Beginners’ luck.

I’m sure that in 2019, illudium is avail…

I’m sure that in 2019, illudium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1949, it’s a little hard to come by.

By your inflection I can tell that you think w…

By your inflection I can tell that you think what you’re saying is funny, but…No.

Conversation

Wile E.: But you’re right, I probably read about it.
Bugs: In the script.

Just because you know everything, doesn’…

Just because you know everything, doesn’t mean you know everything, Wile.

Sarcasm, the hallmark of the subeducated.

Sarcasm, the hallmark of the subeducated.