Category: wile e coyote

Conversation

Wile E.: I have nothing to say.
Cage E.: That’s okay, it was probably disappointing anyway.

It’s well known that the more a man spea…

It’s well known that the more a man speaks, the less he’s understood.

Conversation

Bugs: Wile, what do you know about safety?
Wile E.: Are you kidding? I practically invented the stuff! What is it, anyway?

Some days, you just can’t git rid of a b…

Some days, you just can’t git rid of a bomb.

I was just going to have some iced tea and spl…

I was just going to have some iced tea and split the atom.

Conversation

Cage E. Coyote: Hey. Don’t ever let somebody tell you… You can’t do something. Not even me. All right?
Wile: All right.
Cage: You got a dream…You gotta protect it. People can’t do something themselves, they wanna tell you you can’t do it. If you want something, go get it. Period.

This is the essence of science: you ask an imp…

This is the essence of science: you ask an impertinent question and you’re on your way to a pertinent answer.

You went to finishing sthchool.  I had trouble…

You went to finishing sthchool.  I had trouble finishing sthchool.

Conversation

Bugs: You know what he’s like. He never uses one woid when ten will do.
Wile E.: Are you insinuating that my verbal utterances are unduly complex? Whilst freely admitting a leaning towards loquaciousness, I must nevertheless protest.

Regular

Wile E.: You know Bugs, I’ve just developed a very interesting theory about you…
Bugs: [sarcastic] If I begged you, would you share it with me?