Category: wile e coyote

Bear in mind the simple rule, X squared to the…

Bear in mind the simple rule, X squared to the power of two minus five over the seven point eight three times nineteen is approximately equal to the cube root of MCC squared divided by X minus a quarter of a third percent. Keep that in mind, and you can’t go very far wrong.

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Happy Birthday 69th Wile E. Coyote & Road Runn…

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Wile E. Coyote & Road Runner are considered to be the fourth most popular characters of the Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies series. The two were created by both the magnificent Chuck Jones and Michael Maltese, who actually created the first cartoon, “Fast and Furry-ous“, as a parody of the “cat and prey” trope that was made famous, of course, by Tom & Jerry, as Jones stated he did not like T&J, despite the fact that he directed some T&J later on starting in 1963. While no one really understood it was a parody, the short became popular on it’s own, leading Chuck and Maltese to make some more Road Runner entries up 

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The Coyote and Road Runner have become one the most beloved and most iconic cartoon characters of all-time (along with the rest of the LT cast of course), not only for it’s the slapstick, lack of dialogue and timing, but it’s hilarious satire on false advertising of the Acme Corporation, used frequently by Wile E. himself. We all love Wile E. because he never gives up on catching the Road Runner and we can identify with his faults and frustration.

In the late 60s, 2 years before Chuck Jones was fired from WB, more Road Runner cartoons were being made, this time under Rudy Larriva and Robert McKimson’s direction. These shorts were, of course, infamous for there low-budgets, television quality animation and redundant musical scores (even Lenoard Maltin himself stated the Larriva RR shorts are “witless in every sense of the word”), though, McKimson’s Road Runners are arguably by far my fav.

Anyway, enjoy watching the cartoon started it all:

And let us not forget the historical moment in 1980′s Soup or Sonic where Wile E., actually finally (sort of) caught the Road Runner.

Conversation

Wile E.: Did you know that you’ve got a large rutabaga on your nose?
Ralph Wolf: That IS my nose!

Oh, I get it! It’s like a catapult, only…

Oh, I get it! It’s like a catapult, only stupid.

Let’s make like an atom and split!

Let’s make like an atom and split!

Wars come and go, humanity suffers, but knowle…

Wars come and go, humanity suffers, but knowledge and science survive!

Calamity, remember, when you fall on your face…

Calamity, remember, when you fall on your face you’re still moving forward.

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Daffy: Do you believe in friendship, Wile?
Wile E.: [nods head silently]
Daffy: Stho do I.  Do you have many friends?
Wile: [shakes head ‘no’ silently]
Daffy: Neither do I.
[indicates Porky]
Daffy: Porky here has been a good friend to me when many others would not. *Bugs Bunny* is an ignorant sthcoundrel!  I dithapprove of his very exithtenthe.  I consthidered ending it mysthelf on stheveral occasions, but… sthelf-control always got the better of me.
[takes a slug of whiskey]
Daffy: Bethsides, I’m a sthporting duck.  I’m not a killer.
[goes into a coughing fit]

I’m sorry, if you were right, I would ag…

I’m sorry, if you were right, I would agree with you.