Category: tweety

There ain’t no party wike my Gwanny&rsqu…

There ain’t no party wike my Gwanny’s tea party.  Hey!  Ho!

Regular

Sylvester: [Reffering to dog food] This sthtuff is stho dithguthting.
Tweety: Wait till he goes to the bathwoom.
[Sylvester laughs]

Tell me about when I was a baby…I was a…

Tell me about when I was a baby…I was a baby…

Regular

Tweety: I’m a wittle teapot, tort and tout.  Hewe is my handle…
[curls up left arm]
Tweety: .. and hewe is my…
[curls up right arm the same way]
Tweety: … oh darn, I’m a tugar bowl.

Conversation

Granny: I turned on the, ah, watchamacallit this morning. I want to say telephone. No, that’s not right. You look at it.
Tweety: Tewevision?
Granny: That’s it.

Tats don’t chew on things you beat them …

Tats don’t chew on things you beat them with.

I don’t care, if evewybody in the whole …

I don’t care, if evewybody in the whole world waughs at my twestion marks and my commies.

Regular

Granny: [covering the webcam] You think you can, uh, find a track where he is?
Tweety: Gwanny, covewing the camewa with your hand does not turn off the micwophone.

Regular

Witch Lezah to Sylvester and Tweety: Stop it, stop it right now!  Stop, or I’ll charge you double!
[the chase goes on anyway]

Conversation

Sylvester: I died eight times while you were in there!
Tweety: I nearwy died… once.