Category: tina russo

Conversation

Tina: Do we need the monkey?
Daffy: I’m sthurprised at you. Talking that way about our baby. He’s got your looks, too.
Tina: And your brains.

Conversation

Daffy: This is a beautiful beach houthe.
Tina: Thank you.
Daffy: Yeah, let’s burn it down for the insurance money.

Underneath that angry young woman show, there&…

Underneath that angry young woman show, there’s a sthlightly lethth angry woman who’s just dying to bake me something.

Regular

[Daffy brings a satchel to watch the lottery drawing]
Porky: D-D-Daffy, what’s that satchel for?
Daffy: It’s for the money.  What am I gonna do, stuff 250 G’s in my pocket?
Tina: Hey, Daffy, um, they’re gonna give us a check.
Daffy: Oh, no, I don’t take checks.  Checks bounthe.
Bugs: Well, this one’s gonna be from the state.
Daffy: Ethpecially those!

Conversation

Daffy: I mithth Bugs.
Tina: Well, you still have me.
Daffy: It’s not the sthame, Tina! I can talk to Bugs about things that…that I can’t talk about with you.
Tina: OK, well like what?
Daffy: Well, for insthtanthe, the annoying things that you do.
Tina: DAFFY!
Daffy: Sthee, I can’t talk to you.

And the moral of the sthtory; appreciate what …

And the moral of the sthtory; appreciate what you’ve got, because bathically, I’m fantathtic!

Conversation

Daffy: Stho what did you like most about talking to me?
Tina: All the words you mispronounced.

Conversation

Tina: I need to wear something that says: “Mrs. Daffy Duck.”
Bugs: How about a t-shoit that says: “I’m with Stupid?”

Conversation

Daffy: Sthinthe when did you become my conscienthe?
Tina: Around the same time we started making out.

Conversation

Tina: This is the most childish stunt you have ever pulled.
Daffy: Au contraire, my dear. Gluing your penthcils together was the most childish sthtunt I ever pulled.