Category: tina russo

Regular

Tina: Hello, Daffy.

Daffy: [whips around Melodramatically, and speaks in a soap opera-esque deep tone] Hello, Tina.

Regular

Don’t cry, you’re making a sthcene. Everyone will think I broke up with you.

Daffy to Tina

Regular

Tina Russo: WHOA, Where are we?
Duck Dodgers: The Future.
[Dodgers cocks shotgun]
Dodgers: The final battle between Earthlings and Martians.
Tina: Great I’d rate this rescue about a two.
[Tina looks over at where they just came from]
Tina: Maybe a one.

Daffy, I love you, but sooner or later, you&rs…

Daffy, I love you, but sooner or later, you’re going to have to face the fact you’re a moron.

I love you, Daffy.  I really love you.  You&rs…

I love you, Daffy.  I really love you.  You’re a pain in the tail but I love you.

Conversation

Daffy: I have a very sthympathetic ear.
Tina: Yeah, that’s going to meet with my very unsympathetic elbow if you don’t shut it.

You’re just saying that to make me feel …

You’re just saying that to make me feel better…Say some more, dummy.

Conversation

Daffy: I didn’t lie. At most, I maththaged the truth a little.
Tina: Massaged? You gave it a full body scrub and a mud bath!

Regular

[after Daffy confesses a lie to Tina, and mentions several other unrelated lies at the same time]
Bugs: Boy, when you come clean you leave a ring around the tub!

Conversation

Tina: What’s that?
Daffy: Um, nothing.
Tina: Is that supposed to be me?
Daffy: No, it’s sthomebody elthe.
Tina: The face – this looks exactly like my face.
Daffy: No, it isn’t. Ok, the fathe is – a little bit – but that woman is on a horthe. It’s a completely different persthon.