Category: tina russo

Regular

Tina: This ninja stuff really makes you look uh, I don’t know how you say um…
Daffy: [suavely] Ruggedly handsthome?
Tina: Amazingly stupid!
Daffy: [sarcastically] Very funny.

Conversation

Daffy: When was the last time you took a risk?
Tina: Well, I’m with you, Daffy. I’m with you.

Conversation

Daffy: I love sthitting up here, looking at those bright, twinkly things in the sky, I forget their technical name.
Tina: Stars.
Daffy: Whatever.

Regular

Tina: Daffy
Daffy: [holds the phone away from his mouth and waits a second] Thought I left, didn’t ya?
Tina: [laughs]
Daffy: Ok, I’m really gonna go this time.

Conversation

Tina: You’re asking me to sacrifice everything for a world I’ll never see.
Queen Tyr’ahnee: I’m asking you to save a world that’s robbing us both of the men we love.

I admire you.  I admire you even more than I d…

I admire you.  I admire you even more than I do me.

Do you know why a husband talks to his wife be…

Do you know why a husband talks to his wife before doing something?  So she can tell him what a stupid idea it is.

Conversation

Tina: You look fine.
Daffy: I look like an idiot.
Tina: You act like an idiot. You look fine.

Conversation

Tina: Look at her. Isn’t she pretty?
Daffy: That’s the most boring goldfish I’ve ever stheen in my entire life!

Conversation

Daffy: Honey, this isn’t me. I wanna be mythself.
Tina: Okay, you’re not gonna get this job if you’re yourself.