Category: taz

Taz could so go for huge cookie right now&hell…

Taz could so go for huge cookie right now… with lamb kebab simultaneously.

Conversation

Buddy Boar: What is it you REALLY like to do?
Taz: Eat!

Conversation

Molly Tasmanian Devil: I’m trying to thank you.
Taz: Taz hungry.

Regular

Molly Tasmanian Devil: The scorpion?
Taz: Taz eat it, and saved the best part for you.
[throws the tail at Molly]

Regular

Digeri Dingo: Taz, you wouldn’t eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.
Taz: Taz love broccoli.  Is good for you.
Digeri: Really?  Then maybe you’d like to have a piece?
Taz: Gladly.
[Taz spits it out]
Taz: Vile weed!

Conversation

Taz: Gee, high altitude sure give Taz appetite.
Molly Tasmanian Devil: What’s your excuse at sea level?

Conversation

Dr. Weisberg: I, uh, performed the autopsy on Jacques Renault. Stomach contents revealed… let’s see, beer cans, a Maryland license plate, half a bicycle tire, a goat… and a small wooden puppet. Goes by the name of Pinocchio.
Bugs: You’re making a joke!
Dr. Weisberg: I like to think of myself as one of the happy generations.

Regular

Taz: (really angry) Taz gonna go find someone to eat!

Regular

Friar Porky: Ok, T-T-T-Taz, let’s see what you have.
[Taz slowly puts three cards down one at a time while smiling and glaring at Porky]
Friar Porky: S-s-s-six…s-s-s-six…s-s-s-s-six… [frightened] Oh, well th-th-thank you for the exce-exce-wonderful evening!  I’ll s-s-s-see you at ch-ch-church!

Taz eat you in manageable, bite-sized pieces.

Taz eat you in manageable, bite-sized pieces.