Category: taz

Conversation

Taz: Taz find it! Most dangerous things on face of planet! Look!
Platypus Brothers: Brussel sprouts?
Digeri Dingo: But Taz, brussel sprouts aren’t dangerous; they’re actually good for you.
Taz: Good for you? Have you ever tasted these things? Yuck!

Conversation

Hugh Tasmanian Devil: I’m beginning to see there isn’t anything you can’t do
Taz: Taz see a few things too, and it’s making the ice melt…TAZ HATE WATER!

Conversation

Taz: Good means of summoning, Bugs. Why didn’t you spell it out in pepperoni?
Bugs: I wanted to make sure you read it before you ate it.

Conversation

Daffy: Bugs! Bugs! I can’t read my paper! Taz keeps sthtaring at me!
Bugs: Just ignore him.
Daffy: I’m trying to!
Bugs: I’m talking to the Tasmanian Devil.

Regular

[Taz has just eaten the Brady Bunch-type kids]
Digeri Dingo: How were they?
Taz: Wholesome.

Taz say we start with dessert and go backwards…

Taz say we start with dessert and go backwards.  It’s been a backwards kind of day.

I’ve woiked around predators since I was…

I’ve woiked around predators since I was 20 years old.  Lions, jackals, hyenas…you.

Regular

Taz: [sees a cake] Uh-oh! Must follow, must follow…

Regular

Taz: Flying meat!
[catches a meatball]
Taz: Ooh! Hot! Hot!

Conversation

Molly Tasmanian Devil: You saved my life.
Taz: Taz have to. Taz your big brother.
Molly: I love you, jerkface.
Taz: Taz love you, too.