Category: sylvester

Upset?  Why should I be upset?  You’ve o…

Upset?  Why should I be upset?  You’ve only ruined my life.  Why should I be upset?

Regular

Sylvester: [lost in desert] I’m lost and all alone, in a million acre catbox.

Regular

Witch Lezah to Sylvester and Tweety: Stop it, stop it right now!  Stop, or I’ll charge you double!
[the chase goes on anyway]

Conversation

Sylvester: I died eight times while you were in there!
Tweety: I nearwy died… once.

I’m afraid I have to expel a rather fero…

I’m afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You’re on your own, kid.

Conversation

Benny: C-A-T.
Sylvester: That is amazing – you can sthpell ‘cat’! Can you sthpell ‘dog’?
Benny: C-A-T.

Conversation

Wile E.: Wait a minute, wait a minute, why me?
Sylvester: ‘Cos you look hungrier than I do.

Regular

Pepe: Penelope’s got le highly infectious mucus-nasal-osis-inflamicus.
Sylvester: Oh my God!  What is that?
Pepe: Well, it starts out with a little cough.
[coughs]
Pepe: Zen your nasal passages swell and your nose and throat slam shut tighter than a clam.
Sylvester: Whoa, man.
Pepe: Oui, and zen if you sneeze…why, your entire head explodes like a cherry bomb in a cantaloupe.
Sylvester: Hey, man.  Hey, wait a minute.  Hey, you could be making this whole thing up!
Pepe: Could.  But, if I’m not, le last two words you’ll ever say will be, A Choo.

Conversation

Sylvester: Penelope, I know I’m just wathting my time, but would you like to… kinda, maybe… go out with me, sthorta, tomorrow night, maybe?
Pepe: Now, let him down easy.
Penelope: Sure, Sylvester.
Pepe: NOT ZAT EASY!

Conversation

Pepe: Now zat Sylvester’s out of le peecture, zoes zat make me your number one reject?
Penelope: Sure, Pepe. There’s no one I want to say no to more than you.
Pepe: Whoa! We have liftoff! No?