Category: sylvester jr.

Upset?  Why should I be upset?  You’ve o…

Upset?  Why should I be upset?  You’ve only ruined my life.  Why should I be upset?

Conversation

Sylvester: Here’s sthix bucks. You can have fun all day on that.
Sylvester Jr.: You don’t get out much, do you father?

Regular

Sylvester Jr.: So, where you wanna go, Pop?

Sylvester: I don’t know, Sthon. But we got a tank full of gath, and a trunk full of money.

Sylvester Jr.: That sounds like a sweet combination.

Sylvester: Sthweet as sugar.

Conversation

Sylvester Jr.: How far up are we, father?
Sylvester: [From below] Well, put it this way. If it rains, you’ll be the first to know.

Conversation

Sylvester Jr.: Uh, father?
Sylvester: What?
Jr.: What is the mind? Is it just a system of impulses? Or is it something tangible?
Sylvester: Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!

Happy 110th Birthday Mel Blanc  (1908 – 1989)

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AKA “The Man of A Thousand Voices”

Mel Blanc is without a doubt, the most influential and most recognizable voice actor of all-time (next to June Foray, of course). He has done voices for Warner Bros., Hanna-Barbera, MGM, Walter Lantz, Chuck Jones Enterprise and Disney. Voiced over 300 characters, and is arguably one of the key success to the Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies cartoons.

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Conversation

Sylvester Jr.: Father, I’m a dime a dozen and so are you…
Sylvester: I am not a dime a dozen! I’m Sthylvethter J. Puththycat and you are Sthylvethter J. Puththycat Jr.!

Conversation

Sylvester Jr.: Father, all those stories I’ve come to find out are not true.
Sylvester: What? What? Who sthaid? From who?
Sylvester Jr.: Grandpa!
Sylvester: You’re going to believe a man that age?

This is not Burger King.  You can’t have…

This is not Burger King.  You can’t have it your way!

Regular

Sylvester Jr.: [upon being woken up] Come on, Father, five more minutes… Four? Three?
Sylvester: Is this an auction?