Category: sylvester jr.

Conversation

Sylvester Jr.: Uh, father?
Sylvester: What?
Jr.: What is the mind? Is it just a system of impulses? Or is it something tangible?
Sylvester: Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!

Happy 110th Birthday Mel Blanc  (1908 – 1989)

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AKA “The Man of A Thousand Voices”

Mel Blanc is without a doubt, the most influential and most recognizable voice actor of all-time (next to June Foray, of course). He has done voices for Warner Bros., Hanna-Barbera, MGM, Walter Lantz, Chuck Jones Enterprise and Disney. Voiced over 300 characters, and is arguably one of the key success to the Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies cartoons.

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Conversation

Sylvester Jr.: Father, I’m a dime a dozen and so are you…
Sylvester: I am not a dime a dozen! I’m Sthylvethter J. Puththycat and you are Sthylvethter J. Puththycat Jr.!

Conversation

Sylvester Jr.: Father, all those stories I’ve come to find out are not true.
Sylvester: What? What? Who sthaid? From who?
Sylvester Jr.: Grandpa!
Sylvester: You’re going to believe a man that age?

This is not Burger King.  You can’t have…

This is not Burger King.  You can’t have it your way!

Regular

Sylvester Jr.: [upon being woken up] Come on, Father, five more minutes… Four? Three?
Sylvester: Is this an auction?

Regular

Sylvester Jr.: [after rehearing for the Mother’s Day play] I don’t think I should do this.

Sylvester: Well, what do you mean?  Why not?

Sylvester Jr.: I don’t even have a mom.

Sylvester: Well, you don’t need one to do the show.  I mean, you did the Veteran’s Day pageant and you haven’t been in combat.

I asked my father for a dollar for the school …

I asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic, he told me how he killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.

Conversation

Sylvester: This can’t happen. It’s just a doll! It’s just a sthtupid little plathtic doll!
Sylvester Jr.: Ah ah, that’s action figure!

Conversation

Sylvester: A fish sthaved my life once.
Sylvester Jr.: How?
Sylvester: I ate him.