Category: speedy gonzales

Slowpoke may have moved slow, but it was only …

Slowpoke may have moved slow, but it was only because Slowpoke deedn’t have to move for anybody.

Regular

[a baseball game is on television]
Daffy: What’s the sthcore?
Speedy: Nada, nada.
Daffy: [not really listening] Who’s winning?
Speedy: Gas House Goreellas.

I did not achieve thees poseetion in life by h…

I did not achieve thees poseetion in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out een the weend.

Conversation

Speedy: Oh Señor Dock, when did you become so…joyless?
Daffy: Joylethth? I’m not joylethth. There happens to be a lot about me that you don’t know, Mr. Sthmarty Mouthse. There’s plenty of joy in my life.

Conversation

Speedy: Come here, Peenky.
Porky: Actually, it’s P-P-Porky. But hey, it’s only been eight years.

Conversation

Speedy: You must have a very weecked strapmother.
Señorella: Sí, standard eessue.

Conversation

Speedy: Petunia, theenk about it. Where are you gonna find a guy who loves you as much as Peenky? And Peenky, where are you gonna find a gorl… period?

Conversation

Speedy: Now, Speedy’s rules for study hall. Numero uno –
Plucky: Ah man.
Speedy: Duck! Do you have a problem?
Plucky: No….I….ah
Speedy: Oh come on, Duck. I’m sure whatever you have to say is very important. After all, we can wait here as long as it takes. Even if it’s all evening.

Regular

Bugs: It’s natural for Daffy to be cranky when he has… [Bugs reaches behind Daffy and produces a quarter] a quarter in your ear!
Daffy: Coins lodged in body-parts is not amusing.  When I was young, Billy Larks forthed a Mexican Pethso up my beak.
Bugs: How is that not amusing?
Daffy: It’s sthtill there.  Takes me 45 minutes to get through airport sthecurity.
[Daffy leaves the kitchen]
Bugs: Look, I made Daffy disappear, tada!
Speedy: Next time you should open with that.

Too bad we can’t grab this cartoon with …

Too bad we can’t grab this cartoon with a tissue and crumple it and flush it down the toilet.