Category: speedy gonzales

Conversation

Speedy: You’ve gotta show me how you do the quarter treeck, it’s driveeng me crazy!
Merlin the Magic Mouse: A good magician never reveals his secrets…however, if you invite us over for dinner more often…
Speedy: You can come over tomorrow night and the next night and the next night and whenever you want!

Two beets, four beets, seex beets, a peso.  Al…

Two beets, four beets, seex beets, a peso.  All for Speedy, stand up and say so!

Conversation

Speedy: There’s an old Mejican saying: don’t burn your tongue on another man’s tamale..
Pepe: Yeah? Zere’s an old French saying: don’t listen to old Mejican sayings.

Slowpoke, watching you run that marathon was t…

Slowpoke, watching you run that marathon was the proudest two and a half days of my life!

Conversation

Daffy: What is this? A Merthcedes Benz?
Speedy: It means peace, pizza brain.
Daffy: Peas? I hate peas…

Conversation

Daffy: Sthpeedy, you’re a foreigner; you’re sthtill an outsthider! You’ve never understhtood this country!
Speedy: Eet’s a good country underneath, Daffy.
Daffy: No, it’s a good country on *top*. Underneath, that’s what sthtarts showing when we’re sthcared.

Conversation

Speedy: Merlin, there’s nothing wrong weeth you. You don’t need magic to be special.
Merlin: Don’t I? I mean, Speedy, who was I? Just some guy. Second Banana didn’t even know that guy.

Conversation

Beaky: Darn you! Duh, I won’t lose! I will aquire your body! Ye-up!
Speedy: How you theenk you can get in my body, anyway?
Beaky: Duh, I’m too stupid to worry about that. I’ll kill you anyway!

Amigos, I can’t believe it!  My favorite…

Amigos, I can’t believe it!  My favorite movie is playing tonight, Attack of the Cheese Monster! This guy’s made of cheddar, jack, Sweess!  Thees guys is a monster made of Muenster!

Conversation

Daffy: Sthay, why does that eagle attack me?
Speedy: He’s been trained to recognize and attack Americanos.
Daffy: An anti-American eagle! It’s diabolical!