Category: source: red dwarf

Oh, life without carrots.  That’s like L…

Oh, life without carrots.  That’s like Laurel without Hardy; the Lone Ranger without…that Native American guy!

A thousand years?!  I’ve sthtill got tha…

A thousand years?!  I’ve sthtill got that library book!

I r-r-remember Dodgers spotted an S3 planet on…

I r-r-remember Dodgers spotted an S3 planet on the scope, and wanted to claim it on behalf of The Earth.  As usual, the c-c-ceremony consisted of p-p-planting the flag and singing all 23 stanzas of The Earth anthem.   Th-th-then the planet started to erupt around us, which f-f-frankly, came as something of a r-r-r-relief.

Duck Dodgers persthonal black box recording.  …

Duck Dodgers persthonal black box recording.  Time: unknown.  Location: unknown.  Cause of accident: unknown.  Should sthomeone find this recording, perhaps it will shed light as to what happened here.  My short-term memory has been erathed.  This, I athcribe to the proximity of the magnetic coils from Cadet’s rear engine.  Sthecondly, due to the proximity of the magnetic coils, my short term memory appears to have been erathed.  This, combined with the erathure of my short-term memory, has left me a little dithoriented, dithoriented, dithoriented.

Regular

Bugs: [Walks in on Pirate Sam fighting a croc] Sam!  Sorry I can’t stop and chat, but I’ve got to blow!  Here, do me a favour, and feed Snappy!
[Throws the bundle of dynamite he’s holding onto the floor and steps out of the open door]

Regular

Duck Dodgers [to Dr. I.Q. Hi] What *is* it?
I.Q. : It’s a rent in the space-time continuum.
Dodgers: [to Cadet] What *is* it?
Cadet: The s-s-stasis room f-f-freezes time, you know, makes time s-s-s-stand still.  S-so whenever you have a leak, it must p-p-preserve whatever it’s leaked into, and it’s leaked into this room.
Dodgers: [to I.Q.] What *is* it?
I.Q.: It’s singularity, a point in the Universe where the normal laws of space and time don’t apply.
Dodgers: [to Cadet] What *is* it?
Cadet: It’s a hole back into the past.
Dodgers: Oh, a magic door!  Well, why didn’t you sthay?

Conversation

Cadet: W-w-was there any damage?
Duck Dodgers: I don’t know. The damage report machine has been damaged.

Conversation

Cadet: M-m-m-more trouble, and it’s heading s-s-straight for us.
Duck Dodgers: What is it?
Cadet: Uh, w-w-what do you call one of those g-g-giant meteorites that are all covered in flames?
Dodgers: A giant flaming meteroite?
Cadet: Th-th-th-th-that’s it!

Conversation

Cool Cat: There’s an old cat proverb that goes, “It’s better to live one hour as a tiger than an entire lifetime as a worm.”
Col. Rimfire: There’s an old human proverb – “Whoever heard of a worm-skin rug?”

You’d never get a cat to be a sthervant….

You’d never get a cat to be a sthervant.  You ever sthee a cat return a sthtick? ‘Hey, man. You threw the sthtick, you go and get it yoursthelf, I’m busy.  If you wanted the sthtick stho bad, why’d you throw it away in the first plathe?’