Category: source: perfect strangers

To forgive is divine…to be an airhead i…

To forgive is divine…to be an airhead is human.

Regular

[Porky is hanging from a hook on the wall]
Daffy: Porky, do it for me, please?
Porky: N-n-no, no…
Daffy: Oh, please.  Please, Mr. Sthcarecrow, which way is it to the Emerald City?
Porky: S-s-some people go that way, and s-s-some people go that way…
Daffy: But, of courthe, people do go both ways.

You said that you would not go overboard, and …

You said that you would not go overboard, and now look at you.  You’re scraping barnacles off the Titanic!

Conversation

Commander X2: Darn. You got me.
Duck Dodgers: You mean it’s true?
X2: Yep! I may be an alien bent on world conquest, but I am no liar!

The polithe sthays that he’s involved in…

The polithe sthays that he’s involved in all kinds of illegal things.  Gambling is just he tip of the ithe cube.

Conversation

Daffy: Well, you know what I thought…I thought we would run around the sthupermarket and every time we see sthomething we like we throw in the cart it.
Porky: Oh, oh! J-j-just run around the s-s-supermarket and throw in the cart things? D-D-Daffy, do you know what we would wind up with? Eight hundred pounds of D-D-D-Ding Dongs!

In Tasmania we have saying…‘Iffi …

In Tasmania we have saying…‘Iffi yodi vy zwicki, oh po sticki picki ticki.’  Need Taz say more?

Conversation

Lola: Dreams are nothing more than windows to our subconscious. They should be open to let in the fresh air of reason.
Bugs: Lola, did you just read that?
Lola: No, sometimes late at night I start to make sense.

Before I talk about that dream again it’…

Before I talk about that dream again it’ll be a cold day in Dethcember!

Conversation

Porky: Is that a h-h-hockey puck?
Daffy: Yes, Porky. It landed right next to me in that empty stheat. It’s a good thing you weren’t there…you’d have a puck-shaped hole in the middle of your head and look like a piggy bank!