Category: source: mystery science theater 3000

Conversation

Daffy: It won’t be easy getting into this plathe.
Plucky: How will we do it?
Daffy: Easy.
Shirley: Like wait a minute.

Conversation

Daffy: He’s like Jean Claude Van Damme!
Bugs: Actually he’s more like Jean Claude Gosh Darn.

Regular

Bugs: [watching Stupor Duck struggle] Oh wait, he can bend steel but he can’t break through a net?

No one could hold a candle to Bugs in this rol…

No one could hold a candle to Bugs in this role.  Well, maybe they could douse him in sthomething flammable and then hold a candle to him.

Regular

Daffy: [singing] Sashay sashay through the stharcasm…
Bugs: [sarcastically] Oh, I’m *really* sashaying through the sarcasm.

Conversation

Speedy: You must have a very weecked strapmother.
Señorella: Sí, standard eessue.

Conversation

Porky: P-p-p-poor Mickey…
Bugs: You’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind, poor Mickey.

Will you top being evil over my shoulder?

Will you top being evil over my shoulder?

Conversation

Wile E.: But you’re right, I probably read about it.
Bugs: In the script.

This is how I go fishing guys, with a flashlig…

This is how I go fishing guys, with a flashlight and a flamethrower.