Category: source: danger mouse

Conversation

Cadet: H-h-have you got something clever up your sleeve, Dodgers?
Duck Dodgers: Only my arm, Cadet, and that’s no cleverer than the rest of me.

Conversation

Pepe: I am a brave Legionaire. I joined le legion to forget.
Bugs: Forget what?
Pepe: I don’t know, I’ve forgotton.
Bugs: Oh, nice to see things woiked out for you.

Remember X2, I’ll be keeping my eye on y…

Remember X2, I’ll be keeping my eye on you, stho don’t try anything.  Not even when it blinks.

Conversation

Bugs: This is your fault, Daffy. Why did you have to play the fool?
Daffy: Don’t blame me, buthter, blame the cathting director!

Regular

Bugs: [turns to Daffy, who has been frozen in time] Good grief, Daffy, I can hardly – Oh dear, I’d forgotten, you’re in suspended animation.  Probably the animators teabreak, hmm.

Conversation

Daffy: [to Merlin the Magic Mouse] You don’t look much like a magician, you look more like a crothth between a druid and a monk.
Merlin: You mean a drunk?

Conversation

Daffy: You sthee before you King Arthur’s wizard.
Porky: I th-th-thought that was M-M-M-M-Merlin?
Daffy: Merlin? Hohoho, a cut prithe sthecond rate unqualified impothster who took my rightful plathe. And all because of a fiddling mistake.
Bugs: A fiddling mistake?
Daffy: The little printhcethth. Make her a birthday cake, they sthaid. stho I did.
Porky: Y-y-yes?
Daffy: Well, it wasn’t my fault that Lanthcelot ate her before I could change her back.
Porky: Ooh, c-c-crumbs.
Daffy: Yes, but not many.

Regular

Daffy: [spots a flying Teapot] Good grief!  I’ve heard of flying sthauthers, but this is ridiculouth!“

Conversation

Sir Littlechin: Now, duck, I shall despatch thee.
Daffy: Ooh, you leave my patch alone!

Regular

Daffy: [as Sir Littlechin runs off laughing] I thought we weren’t going to have canned laughter on this show.