Category: source: cheers

Conversation

Bugs: Now, all right Daffy, pay attention. I have a little announcement to make, and I only have a minute.
Daffy: What, are you in a hurry?
Bugs: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention span.

Conversation

Bugs: What are you writing, Daffy?
Daffy: Um, my thoughts.
Bugs: That would explain all the blank pages.

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Bugs: [pretending to be on the telephone holding a radio station contest] This is the WTRM radio contest. For a trip to Hawaii, name three cars that start with P.
Daffy: [motioning to Porky] Go ahead.
Porky: P-P-Porsche, P-P-Plymouth and P-P-Pontiac.
Daffy: No, I’m sthorry, those cars sthtart with gas.

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Bugs: What’s taking you so long?
Daffy: Well, ah, I was just thinking…
Bugs: Say no more.

Ah, come on, you know my philothsophy.  If you…

Ah, come on, you know my philothsophy.  If you can’t sthay sthomething nithe, sthay it about Bugs.

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Foghorn: Ah’ll just ah say ah’ll just stand in front of that whatchamacallit ah say that whatchamacallit that blows hot air.
Barnyard Dawg: You mean the automatic Foghorn.

A lot of people may not know this, but I happe…

A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famouth.

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Yosemite Sam: Of all the stinkin’, dirty, rotten, maggot-suckin’, vermin-infested stinkweeds…
Bugs: Practicing your Man of the Year speech again, Sam?

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Daffy: I didn’t tell you guys ’cause I didn’t want you to think any lethths of me.
Bugs: I don’t think that’s possible, Daffy.

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Bugs: What’s wrong?
Elmer: I just had a fwash that I got the ewectric chair for killing you.
Bugs: Well that’s silly. This state doesn’t have the death penalty.
Elmer: What?