Category: source: cheers

Conversation

Lola: Daffy, Bugs and I are going to Europe.
Daffy: Europe? Overstheas?
Bugs: Well we were going to go to the local one but it’s all booked up.

Conversation

Sylvester: Explain this to me. If the winner is going to get a kiss from Penelope, what does the loser get?
Bugs: Well, um, A kiss from Pepe!
Pepe: Zen of course, zere is no losair.

Regular

Lola: You’ve been with a lot of women.
Pepe: No, ah have not.  Zere ‘ave not been zat many women.  Ah just exaggerated here in le bar.  Zere ‘ave not been zat many.
Lola: How many have there been?
Pepe: Oh, ah don’t know.  Maybe four hun– [Lola gasps] Honeys. Honeys. Four honeys.

Conversation

Pepe: Look at all le people who’ve fallen hopelessly in love with me weeth only le slightest encouragement. You, Penelope…
Lola: Yourself.

Regular

Porky: It’s n-n-nice to know you draw the line s-s-somewhere.
Pepe: Zere are three types of weemen ah don’t get involved with: married, underaged and comatose.
Bugs: [to Daffy] He’s added one.

Conversation

Foghorn: Ah’m sorry ah say sorry, Daffy. What was ah say what was ah sayin’?
Daffy: You don’t know either? We gotta have a rule around here-when you sthpeak at least one of us has gotta be listening.

Regular

Daffy: [about Tina] She should be over this by now.  It’s been weeks!  I’ve robbed her of her zest for life!
Bugs: You do have that effect on people.

How about tellers?  You take tellers.  They ne…

How about tellers?  You take tellers.  They never tell you anything.  They always ask questions.  And interest, there’s nothing interesting about it at all.  It’s boring.  Oh and then the trust department, they got all the pens chained down to the tables.  What kind of trust is that?

Conversation

Wile E.: It doesn’t seem fair, does it Bugs?
Bugs: What?
Wile E.: Well that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night.

Regular

Foghorn: [about Pepe] He knows ah say he knows women like a jeweler knows jewels; like a meat-cutter knows meat!
Daffy: Like a marine biologist knows Marines.