[Daffy and Porky are trying to open a jar.]
Daffy: Hand me the rare Phoenician mallet. [Porky hands him a mace-like object] No, no, no, no! That’s an early Egyptian dental tool. [Porky hands him a small, wooden hammer] Here we go [hits the jar’s lid and the hammer head pops off] Phoenician piethe of trash…
Porky: D-D-Daffy, you broke it. Th-th-that’s not part of the plan.
Daffy: I’ll replathe it! I sthee them all the time at Bed, Bath & Phoenician. [still can’t open jar] Here, hand me the Byzantine sthtatue of King Hopheratu. [Porky hands him a small, golden statue. Daffy hits it against the jar lid. It shatters] Home Shopping Channel! There are sthix billion of them left.
[When his class refuses to take the test]
Yosemite Sam: Ah realize that all you seventh graders are delicate, adolescent flowers just beginning your Looniversity blooming. And so ah say this with utmost sensitivity. Take this test… or dah!
[Bugs is dressed as George Washington and Yosemite Sam is dressed as King George.]
Bugs: Fine, keep your goods. Like we need your stinkin’ British goods. We’re American, we’re independent. We’ll get our goods from Japan!
Daffy: Okay Petunia, sthame question. If you could change one thing about Porky, what would it be?
Petunia: He’s too passive, and he needs to voice his opinions more.
Daffy: What do you think of that, Porky?
Porky: I d-d-d-d-d-don’t know.
Tina: I’m here.
Daffy: Hi…[closes the door] You’re playing Stholitaire?
Tina: Yeah. ‘cause I alone. I played 19 games
Daffy: Did you win them all? [Tina shoots him “The look”] Sorry.
Daffy: Look, could you put the cards away? I need to talk to you.
Tina: Oh? You have something you want to say to me now?
Daffy: I’m-I’m sthorry about what happened. I’m, I’m deeply, deeply sthorry. Y’know? And I do take back what I said to you.
Tina: [stands up and walks to the side of the room opposite Daffy] Uh-huh?
Daffy: Th-that’s all I get is “uh-huh?”? Tina, I just apologized! Now it’s your turn…?
Tina: No! That’s not the way it works!
Daffy: What, I don’t apologize good enough for you, either?!
Tina: OH, IS THAT WHAT THAT WAS?!
Lola: *to Daffy* How can there be anything wrong between you and Bun Bun? You love him more than I do! *to her mother* It’s true, but I’m okay with it.
Bugs: (after Daffy falls in the bathroom) I Think he just found Slippy, his lucky soap.
Porky: Th-th-those slopes are treacherous.
Bugs: He fell getting off the bus.
Porky: Th-th-those buses are treacherous.
Plucky: I heard you telling my parents you thought I was smart. Just hearing you say that is worth 1000 SAT points.
Daffy: [reading attendance sheet] Loon, Shirley?
Shirley: [sitting on the floor on a pillow] I am like channeling. I will like only answer to the name of: [opens eyes] Oommmmmooooooowwwwwwooo!
Daffy: Present… but not all here.