Category: porky pig

Regular

Boston Quackie (Daffy Duck): [in a crime scene, where everyone is masked and wearing the same clothes]
Quackie: Mary, I’ve been tranthsferred and I’m moving away for a while.
Inspector Faraway (Porky Pig): I’m n-n-n-n-n-not Mary.

Regular

Porky: C-c-could this day get any worse?
Daffy: Uh, lemme sthee: We’re jumpin’ in freezing cold water, and then die from drowning.
Bugs: [sarcastically] Looks refreshing.

Regular

Bugs: [narrating] I felt he used too many onions, but it was still a very good sauce.
Cicero: Porky, don’t put too many onions in the sauce.
Porky: I d-d-didn’t put too much onions, uh, Cicero.  Th-th-th-three small onions.  Th-th-th-th-that’s all I did.
Daffy: Three onions? How many cans of tomatoes you put in there?
Porky: I p-p-put two cans, two b-b-b-b-big cans.
Daffy: You don’t need three onions.

Y-y-you know, it’s proven that second-ha…

Y-y-you know, it’s proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-carcin-uh, you know, cancer related.

Conversation

Daffy: Why, if I had half a chanthe, I could make an entire cartoon using this sthtock footage! The sthtory opens on these mythteriouth explosions. Nobody knows what’s causing them, but it’s upsthetting all the buffalo. Stho, the military are called in to stholve the mystery.
Porky: Y-y-you forgot the octopus.
Daffy: No, no, I’m sthaving that for my big underwater climax.

Regular

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Someone at the Annecy animation festival recorded a clip from one of the brand-new Looney Tunes Cartoons! Look at it! It’s beautiful!

Conversation

Cadet: I w-w-want to escape, too! Y-y-you said you had a p-p-p-plan.
Duck Dodgers: I do have a plan. Trouble is, it won’t work.

Th-th-th-th-this just in: B-B-Beverly Hills n-…

Th-th-th-th-this just in: B-B-Beverly Hills n-n-90210, C-C-C-Cleveland Browns th-th-th-3.

Conversation

Friar Porky: S-s-so have you returned to your faith, r-r-renounced ours?
Viking Elmer: I wish it was so simple. In the gentle fall of wain fwom Heaven I hear my God. But in the thunder I still hear Thor. That is my agony.
Porky: I h-h-hope that some day our Gods can become f-f-friends.

L-l-looks like you wandered into the wrong p-p…

L-l-looks like you wandered into the wrong p-p-p-prayer group, Frosty.