Category: porky pig

Conversation

Bugs: Can we fix it?
Porky: Y-y-y-y-yes we can!
Daffy: Um… yeah, I think so.

Conversation

Charlie Dog: I’m a sniffer, ya see. A fully qualified, triple-certificated sniffer.
Porky: Oh.
Charlie: It’s all in the hooter, the schnoz, the olfactory instrument. You could be a sniffer with a schnoz like that.

Conversation

Officer Porky: W-w-we’ve got enough to p-p-put you away, we’ve got y-y-your apartment, with a dead bo-bo-a corpse, and I’ll bet it’s y-y-your knife in his back.
Daffy: Of courthe It’s my knife you sthauthage! What elthe would the killer use to frame me?

Regular

Daffy: [as Jack Nicholson] All right, Porky, here’s the deal.  If you wanna court the little lady, ya gotta be a sthtraight shooter.  Do ya got it?
Porky: W-w-what?
Daffy: [pointing to each word on a blackboard] Tell… her… the *truth*!

Regular

[Bugs, Daffy, and Porky are about to blow something up]
Bugs: It’s showtime.
Daffy: [appears with box of popcorn] It is?  I love a good show!  What are we gonna sthee?
Porky: D-D-Daffy, he means l-l-light the fuse.

Conversation

Porky: I c-c-can’t believe you’re not g-g-going for it.
Daffy: Porky, real life is not a Nike commercial.

Regular

[Porky crashes his car after adding Daffy’s barbecue sauce/gasoline additive]
Porky: [irritated] D-D-Daffy, I n-n-n-n-need to talk to you.
Daffy: What explosion?  I didn’t hear anything.

Happy 108th Birthday Rod Scribner

The wild animator who made the zaniest of Bob Clampett and Robert McKimson’s animation hilarious and fantastic.

Conversation

Porky: I s-s-suggest you apo-apo-s-s-say your sorry to everyone you’ve wronged automotively.
Daffy: That could take years!
Porky: Th-th-then start with B-B-B-Bugs.
Daffy: That could take years!

Conversation

Daffy: Porky, I only make fun of people and joke around with people I like.
Porky: Th-th-then you must like me an awful lot.
Daffy: I think of you as one of my brothers.
Porky: Y-y-y-y-you do?
Daffy: Yeah. I used to joke and gag around with them all the time, that’s why most of them won’t sthpeak to me to this day.