Category: porky pig

Conversation

Porky: Th-th-that’s not a horse! Th-th-that’s a swan with a h-h-horse’s head!
Daffy: A sthworthe!

Conversation

Daffy: Thanks a lot, Porky. Now I’ll never find out what Sthanta gets for Christmas.
Porky: H-h-he doesn’t really get an actual gift, Daffy. H-h-he gets love from all the kids around the world.
Daffy: Really? That sthounds like a rip-off to me.

Regular

Porky: M-m-m-my gosh, is that S-S-Sam?
Bugs: [sarcastically] No, Porky, it’s Danny DeVito in a Yosemite Sam mask.
Daffy: No, Bugs, I think that’s really Stham.

I d-d-don’t like this little h-h-hamlet….

I d-d-don’t like this little h-h-hamlet.  B-b-b-b-burn it!

Conversation

Porky: D-D-Daffy! W-w-wait!
Daffy: Wait he sthays! Do I look like a waiter?

Just stho you know, I’m not mad anymore….

Just stho you know, I’m not mad anymore.  I Fathebooked it all out of my sthythtem.

Regular

Daffy: Charity cathe.  Nothing but charity cathes.  Who is gonna pay for this funeral?
Porky: Y-y-you’ll find th-th-$300 in his v-v-v-vest pocket.  Y-you take out for his funeral and send the rest to his n-n-nearest relative.
Daffy: Nearest relative, huh?
[To corpse]
Daffy: Nephew, you just found yoursthelf an uncle.

Regular

Porky: [a small monster has latched onto Daffy’s head] I th-th-think it’s trying to s-s-suck his brains out, Bugs!
Bugs: Poor thing’s gonna starve.

Regular

Porky: Hey, I’m not g-g-going anywhere until I get my m-m-m-money.
Daffy: Get comfortable, pal.  You’re the worst mobile DJ I ever hired.
Porky: I th-th-thought people liked my voice.
[disguises voice]
Porky: Th-th-this one’s for all the l-l-lovers in the crowd.
Daffy: How about one for all the sthnipers in the crowd?

Regular

[Bugs and Porky accidentally spray Daffy with a liquid that attracts eagles, and run inside]
Daffy: Open the door! Open the door, for god’s sake!
[the eagle doesn’t show up]
Daffy: What, I’m not good enough for ya?
Bugs: If the eagle didn’t show, then what does it attract?
[Daffy is suddenly attacked by a pack of squirrels]
Daffy: Help! Help! Let me in!
Bugs: You know, I’d run for cover, if I were you.
Daffy: Because eagles eat squirrels.