Category: please don’t let the sequel come true

Oh, I thought it was terrible. As someone who …

Oh, I thought it was terrible. As someone who worked with these characters for upwards of 40 years … I can tell you with the utmost confidence, Porky Pig would never say “I think I wet myself”. On the off-chance that Bugs were to be faced with the situation of a basketball game standing between freedom and extraterrestrial domination, he wouldn’t have needed anyone’s help, and moreover it wouldn’t have taken him an hour and a half. Those aliens, whether they were tiny or colossal, would’ve been dealt with in short order come the seven-minute mark.