Category: petunia pig

Conversation

Porky: I d-d-don’t know…l-l-lately I just don’t feel like there’s anything s-s-special about me.
Petunia: You are an incredibly sensitive man, who inspires joy-joy feelings in all those around you.

Regular

Petunia: [to the tune of 12 Days of Christmas] … 20 pounds of fruitcake, 19 CD players, 18 bags of nachos, 17 body builders…

Regular

Daffy: You going to kithth her?
Porky: Wh-wh-who?
Daffy: Petunia.
Porky: N-n-no.
Bugs: Yes, you are!
[Bugs and Daffy make kissing sounds]
Porky: Y-y-you guys!  C-c-cut it out!  Okay, okay, m-m-maybe I am.
Bugs and Daffy: What?

Sthorry to barge in when you’ve got your…

Sthorry to barge in when you’ve got your sthnouts in the trough.

Regular

Bugs: [applauding Porky and Petunia] What an act!  It’s great!
Daffy: What a pair of hams!  They’re a riot!

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Porky: C-C-C-Cicero, we p-p-promised your mother you were here to w-w-w-work hard, s-s-s-straighten out, and learn some g-g-good old fashion American values.
Peta Pig: [walks in] Dad, I need $300 dollars.
Petunia Pig: Peta, your cousin Cicero is here.
Peta: [to Will] Hi.
[turns to Porky]
Peta: Dad, I need $300 dollars.

Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry.  But if …

Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry.  But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I’d run.

Regular

[Petunia falls down the rabbit hole and her dress poofs up like a parachute]
Petunia: Well, after this I should think nothing of falling downstairs.

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Yosemite Sam: Where are you going?
Petunia Pig: [frightened] Its a robbery.  I’m going to get you money out of the cash register.
Sam: Ah’ma robbin’ the bank.
Petunia: Well the bank is across the street.

Conversation

Porky: W-w-why should I join the cadet corp?
Petunia: Because the new Army serves cake at every meal.
Porky: S-s-slice me in!