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Pepe le Pew here for Acme Sewage and Septic Su…

Pepe le Pew here for Acme Sewage and Septic Sucking Services, where we put le P.U. in pump!

Do ah steell love you?  Absolutely.  Zere is n…

Do ah steell love you?  Absolutely.  Zere is not a doubt in my mind.  Through all my mind, my ego… ah was always faithful in my love for you.  Zat I made you doubt eet, zat ees le great mistake of a life full of mistakes.  Le truth doesn’t set us free, Penelope.  Ah can tell you I love you as many times as you can stand to hear it and all zat does, le only thing, is remind us… zat love is not enough.  Not even close.

Even if ah was baneeshed to le darkest place, …

Even if ah was baneeshed to le darkest place, my love will never let me be a lonely spirit.  No?

Ah dim les lights and theenk about you; spend …

Ah dim les lights and theenk about you; spend sleepless nights to theenk about you; you said you loved me, but were you just being kind?  Or am I losing my mind?

I’ve got zose…God-why-don’t…

I’ve got zose…God-why-don’t-you-love-me-oh-you-do-I’ll-see-you-later Blues!

Conversation

Pepe: Wile, you don’t know what it’s like. All le time: love, love, love!
Wile E.: I do know what it’s like. How do you think I came to invent ‘the glove cleaner?’

Love has its own particular point of view.  It…

Love has its own particular point of view.  It sees everything larger zan life.  Nothing is too ornate, too fanciful, too dramatic.  Love demands le theatrical, and then transfeegures it.  It turns le grotesque into le lovely, as a child does.  With it, we can see what we wish to see in other people.  Without it, we can’t see anything at all.  We can search forevair, and nevair find.

Love potions are my cheapest item.  And they&r…

Love potions are my cheapest item.  And they’re over-prithed at that.

Ah don’t know you very well, but ah don&…

Ah don’t know you very well, but ah don’t think zat really mattairs.  Ah loove you.

Look, I guarantee there’ll be tough time…

Look, I guarantee there’ll be tough times.  I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of zis theeng.  But I also guarantee zat if I don’t ask you to be mine, I’ll regret it for le rest of my life, because I know, in my heart, you’re le only one for me.