Category: pepe le pew

I am going to circumnavigate her soul until sh…

I am going to circumnavigate her soul until she is surrounded on all sides by my love.

Zere are too many mediocre things in life to d…

Zere are too many mediocre things in life to deal weeth and loove shouldn’t be one of them.  No?

Girls are like royal flushes.  It takes a litt…

Girls are like royal flushes.  It takes a little luck, a lot of savvy and an ace up le sleeve.  No?

Rules of engagement: 1. Whoever sees le other …

Rules of engagement: 1. Whoever sees le other first ees le weenner; 2. Whoever gets seen first is toast.

All a man needs in this life is someone to lov…

All a man needs in this life is someone to love.  If you can’t give him that, give him something to hope for.  If you can’t give him that…give him something to do.

Who is le lucky man who has won zat dear girl&…

Who is le lucky man who has won zat dear girl’s heart?  Or, heart-shaped cake, as le case may be.

Conversation

Lola: Penelope, you were great in the 100-yard dash.
Penelope: Oh, thanks, but I owe my victory to Pepe.
Pepe: You do?
Penelope: Oh yes, I pretended you were chasing me.

Regular

[Entering a room]
Pepe: Girls please, tongues in.

Loving you is like trying to touch a star.  Yo…

Loving you is like trying to touch a star.  You know you’ll never reach it, but you have to keep trying.

Oh, Penelope, my love.  Le weend has chapped m…

Oh, Penelope, my love.  Le weend has chapped my leeps.  Would you care to heal zem weeth a keess?