Category: pepe le pew

I love you passionately.  From the first momen…

I love you passionately.  From the first moment we met, I knew I aroused a powerful emotion in you.  It was disgust, but I can build on that.

Well, I was looking at zees star, I guess it w…

Well, I was looking at zees star, I guess it was a sun; eet was shining down on a paper forest of paper trees and paper flowers.  We were lying in a field and you said you liked zese flowers because zey wouuldn’t die but I said, Zat’s why zey’re ugly.  No?

There is, you’ll agree, a coitain &lsquo…

There is, you’ll agree, a coitain ‘je ne sais quoi’ oh, so very special about a foim, young carrot. Mmmm, excuse me.

Conversation

Pepe: How do you feel?
Penelope: I’ll let you know when I can catch my breath.

Ah can be surrounded by a sea of people and st…

Ah can be surrounded by a sea of people and still feel all alone…zen ah theenk of you.  No?

Zere’s someone out zere for everyone – e…

Zere’s someone out zere for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.  No?

Forget for zees moment le smog and les cars an…

Forget for zees moment le smog and les cars and le restaurant and le skateeng and remember only zees. A keess may not be le truth, but it is what we weesh were true.  No?

Conversation

Penelope: This smell is worse than Pepe’s puke after he ate a bad bowl of bodualistic boulia base in a boat in a bay by the beach which he bought from a bad boy named Bobby.
Lola: Is he the big brother of Sally who sells seashells by the sea shore?

A woman is like an artichoke, you must work ha…

A woman is like an artichoke, you must work hard to get to her heart.

Conversation

Penelope: Wh-what are you going to do?
Pepe: I’m going to carry you.
Penelope: Oh dear. Must you?
Pepe: Well, unless you’d rather ride piggyback.