Category: penelope pussycat

Conversation

Lola: Can I impart to you his cruelest trick.
Penelope: Of course.
Lola: Once, long ago in the folly of youth, he made me love him.

Regular

Pepe: Lola.
[She slaps him]
Pepe: I’m not sure I deserved that.
[Penelope approaches]
Pepe: Lola.
Penelope: Who was she?
Pepe: What?
[She slaps him]
Pepe: I may have deserved that.

You are le buttair to mah bread, you are le br…

You are le buttair to mah bread, you are le breath to mah life.  No?

Regular

Penelope: What’s happening?
Pepe: Your subconscious is looking for le dreamair; me.  Queeck, geeve me a keess.
Penelope: [She kisses him and then looks around]
Penelope: They’re still looking at us.
Pepe: Oui, it was worth a shot.

Regular

Pepe: You want to know why ah wrote zat stupeed book?
Penelope: Why?
Pepe: So zat you might come to a reading in Paris and ah could walk up to you and ask, “Where le heck were you?”
Penelope: [laughing] No – you thought I’d be here today?
Pepe: Ah’m le serious.  Ah think ah wrote it, een a way, to try to find you.
Penelope: Okay, that’s – I know that’s not true, but that’s sweet of you to say.
Pepe: Ah theenk it is true.

Le earth turned to bring us closair.  Eet turn…

Le earth turned to bring us closair.  Eet turned on eetself and een us, until it finally brought us togethair een zis dream.  No?

Conversation

Penelope: To be honest, you sound a little obsessed.
Pepe: I’m not obsessed, Penelope. Don’t worry. I’m probably just looking for another excuse to see you.

I guess ‘dress to impress’ meant t…

I guess ‘dress to impress’ meant to dress like your favorite Pussycat Doll.

Before ah met you, le sun was like a yellow gr…

Before ah met you, le sun was like a yellow grape.  But now, eet looks like fire een le sky.   Why?  Because you light a fire eenside me!

I’m not your cherie, & I’m not…

I’m not your cherie, & I’m not your girl, Don’t touch me.