Category: penelope pussycat

Do ah steell love you?  Absolutely.  Zere is n…

Do ah steell love you?  Absolutely.  Zere is not a doubt in my mind.  Through all my mind, my ego… ah was always faithful in my love for you.  Zat I made you doubt eet, zat ees le great mistake of a life full of mistakes.  Le truth doesn’t set us free, Penelope.  Ah can tell you I love you as many times as you can stand to hear it and all zat does, le only thing, is remind us… zat love is not enough.  Not even close.

Ah don’t know you very well, but ah don&…

Ah don’t know you very well, but ah don’t think zat really mattairs.  Ah loove you.

Look, I guarantee there’ll be tough time…

Look, I guarantee there’ll be tough times.  I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of zis theeng.  But I also guarantee zat if I don’t ask you to be mine, I’ll regret it for le rest of my life, because I know, in my heart, you’re le only one for me.

Your scent is supposed to linger, not change g…

Your scent is supposed to linger, not change global weather patterns.

Ah’ve already wasted my whole life.  Ah …

Ah’ve already wasted my whole life.  Ah want to tell you weeth my last breath zat I have always loved you.  I would rather be a ghost, dreefting by your side as a condemned soul, zan enter heaven weethout you.  Because of your love, ah weell never be a lonely spirit.

I walked west of le sun for your touch.  I wal…

I walked west of le sun for your touch.  I walked east of le moon for your keess.

Pepe le Pew, I wouldn’t marry you if you…

Pepe le Pew, I wouldn’t marry you if you had a million dollars.

I know now, zat le loove we hold back ees le o…

I know now, zat le loove we hold back ees le only pain zat follows us here.

Regular

[the phone rings and Penelope’s father answers]
Penelope’s father: Hello.
Pepe: I’m your boyfriend now, Penelope.
[Pepe’s tongue comes out of the speaker and licks Penelope’s father]
Penelope’s father: I’m sorry. Who is this?
Pepe: Uh oh.
[Pepe’s tongue retracts]
Pepe: Sorry. Is Penelope there, please?

Zere are so many theengs I want to say to you …

Zere are so many theengs I want to say to you but time’s caught me up and now I’ll never say zem – except zat I’ve loved you from le moment I saw you and every moment seence.