Category: penelope pussycat

Cherie, ah know your feet must be tired, &lsqu…

Cherie, ah know your feet must be tired, ‘cause you been walking through my mind all day. Come ‘ere!  No?

Hello baby, ah noteeced you noticeeng me and a…

Hello baby, ah noteeced you noticeeng me and ah just wanted to put you on noteece zat ah noteeced you too.  No?

Conversation

Pepe: Do you have any reaction at all to my telling you I love you?
Penelope: I was just inches from a clean getaway.

You know, it’s true what they say – love…

You know, it’s true what they say – love stinks.

Conversation

Pepe: Ah have fallen…
Penelope: Are you hurt?
Pepe: Ah wasn’t fineeshed.
Penelope: Finish.
Pepe: Ah have fallen so een love vith you, so much more zan ah said ah would. No?

Regular

Penelope: [smells Pepe’s odor as she is in the bath] Ugh, maybe the pipes have back up!  Maybe something died!

Regular

Penelope: [describing her dream to Lola] Do you know what I saw coming out of the woods?
Lola: I haven’t the faintest idea, a skunk?

Look, Penelope!  I can’t explain it alri…

Look, Penelope!  I can’t explain it alright? There’s sthome sthort of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer and glue.  It makes you feel like, extremely sthick and tired and you’re able to fall athsleep.

Conversation

Penelope: Sometimes I don’t know what to make of you.
Pepe: Sometimes I don’t know what to make of myself. What do you see?
Penelope: Nothing.
Pepe: Love is blind. No?

Eet ees strange to think, ah haven’t see…

Eet ees strange to think, ah haven’t seen you seence a month.  No?  Ah have seen le new moon, but not you.  Ah have seen sunsets and sunrises, but notheeng of your beautiful face.  Les pieces of my broken heart are so small zat zey could be passed through le eye of a needle.  No?  Ah meess you like le sun misses le flower; like le sun meesses the flower een le depths of winter.  Eenstead of beauty to direct its light to, le heart hardens like le frozen world your absence has banished me to. Ah next compete een le city of Paris, Ah weell find it empty and een le weentair if you are not zere.  Hope guides me, zat ees what gets me through le day and especially the night.  Le hope zat after you’re gone from my sight, eet weell not be le last time that I look upon you.