Category: penelope pussycat

Regular

Penelope: It’s one of your suitors; he asks you to come out, and he’ll give you good advice.
Lola: What color is his fur?
Penelope: Oh, pretty and gray….
[sotto voce:]
Lola: Not to be trusted!

Conversation

Lola: Penelope, you were great in the 100-yard dash.
Penelope: Oh, thanks, but I owe my victory to Pepe.
Pepe: You do?
Penelope: Oh yes, I pretended you were chasing me.

Loving you is like trying to touch a star.  Yo…

Loving you is like trying to touch a star.  You know you’ll never reach it, but you have to keep trying.

Oh, Penelope, my love.  Le weend has chapped m…

Oh, Penelope, my love.  Le weend has chapped my leeps.  Would you care to heal zem weeth a keess?

Conversation

Pepe: Care to mop my brow?
Penelope: Forget it.
Pepe: No sweat, my pet?
Penelope: In your dreams.
Pepe: Hey, zis is my dream!
Penelope: Well, then not even in your dreams.
Pepe: Ah can’t believe zis! Ah’m being rejected in my own fantasy.

Conversation

Penelope: Pepe… why did you give me this…this…THIS?
Pepe: Because, I love you…love you…love you!

Regular

Pepe: Penelope’s got le highly infectious mucus-nasal-osis-inflamicus.
Sylvester: Oh my God!  What is that?
Pepe: Well, it starts out with a little cough.
[coughs]
Pepe: Zen your nasal passages swell and your nose and throat slam shut tighter than a clam.
Sylvester: Whoa, man.
Pepe: Oui, and zen if you sneeze…why, your entire head explodes like a cherry bomb in a cantaloupe.
Sylvester: Hey, man.  Hey, wait a minute.  Hey, you could be making this whole thing up!
Pepe: Could.  But, if I’m not, le last two words you’ll ever say will be, A Choo.

Conversation

Sylvester: Penelope, I know I’m just wathting my time, but would you like to… kinda, maybe… go out with me, sthorta, tomorrow night, maybe?
Pepe: Now, let him down easy.
Penelope: Sure, Sylvester.
Pepe: NOT ZAT EASY!

Conversation

Pepe: Now zat Sylvester’s out of le peecture, zoes zat make me your number one reject?
Penelope: Sure, Pepe. There’s no one I want to say no to more than you.
Pepe: Whoa! We have liftoff! No?

If I could be with you forever, I would be you…

If I could be with you forever, I would be your only dream.  I would be your only dream. I would be your only dream…