Category: marvin the martian

Regular

Commander X2: Your Majesty!  SHE has returned to Mars!
Queen Tyr’ahnee: Good, good. Keep an eye on her.
X2: [X2 pauses, hesitant]
Tyr’ahnee: Well, what’s the matter?  What is it?
X2: She has a… chicken with her.
Tyr’ahnee: A CHICKEN?

Conversation

Bugs: Just how much do you think Oith lives are woith, Doc?
Marvin: Whatever the market will bear. No more, no less.

Conversation

Commander X2: Excuse me, Your Highness, Madam, it’s your eleven thirty photo opportunity: the little girl who sold the most girl scout cookies.
Queen Tyr’ahnee: Drat! This is the part of the job I hate.

Regular

[Marvin sets up a sinister-looking laser machine in the living room]
Daffy: Uh, are you sure you know what you’re doing?
Marvin: Of course!  Heck, I built this thing myself!

Regular

[to Duck Dodgers]
Commander X2: The time for games has ended. No more charades.
[takes his helmet off]
X2: You see me as I am and it will be the last thing you will ever see.
[puts his helmet back on]
X2: Prepare to face your destiny and your doom.

Destroy them all!  Ha ha!  Aw it feels so good…

Destroy them all!  Ha ha!  Aw it feels so good to be so bad!

Conversation

Marvin: Mmm… Delicious.
Daffy: What kind of cake are you eating?
Marvin: It is a cellular peptide cake… with mint frosting!

Conversation

Commander X2: Now tell me one thing: this anomaly we’re looking for – will that destroy humanity?
Queen Tyr’ahnee: You’re forgetting, Commander – *you* destroy humanity.

You know, sooner or later, everyone comes in h…

You know, sooner or later, everyone comes in here. And they stand by those windows and they look out and they stare. And they’re looking for that little star they call home. Doesn’t matter how far away it is. Everybody… looks anyway.

Conversation

Daffy: Marvin, your father was an alien.
Marvin: Oh, you mean like Mr. Lopez from Guatemala?
Daffy: No, more like E.T. from outer sthpathe.