Category: marvin the martian

Conversation

Marvin: I’ll release you, duck, when we find Marcia.
Duck Dodgers: Excuse me? That wasn’t the deal! We had a deal!
Marvin: Your deal just expired.
Duck Dodgers Jr. (Plucky): He said that to me not ten minutes ago. The irony!

Regular

Marvin: [after seeing UFOs on TV] That is totally unrealistic.
Duck Dodgers: Abstholutely ridonculous.
Cadet: Y-y-you can say that again.

Conversation

Centurion: We’ll get it back, we promise.
Commander X2: Don’t give me that. You were programmed to break promises!

Regular

Marvin: Do you know the story of Romulus and Remus? Sons of Mars, God of war.
Ralph Wolf: [holding Medallion] If you’re waiting for an emergency, this is it.
Marvin: The brothers were abandoned and raised by wolves. Together, they made the great city of Rome.
Ralph: Shadow Demon, you shall not pass.
Marvin: In a quarell, Romulus killed Remus.

I just want total domination for one planet.  …

I just want total domination for one planet.  Is it too much to ask for?  Is it?

There’s nothing so beautiful as the sett…

There’s nothing so beautiful as the setting sun. Think what it means.  The end of one day, the promise of a new one to come. The end of The Earth.  The beginning… of the day of Mars!

If my word was worth anything, I wouldn’…

If my word was worth anything, I wouldn’t be much of a villain, now would I?

Why is it that when you miss somebody so much …

Why is it that when you miss somebody so much that your heart is ready to disintegrate, you always hear the saddest song ever on the radio?

Regular

Marvin: [sniffing a hot dog]
[to K-9]
Marvin: They say it’s dog.

The Centurions have responded with the dedicat…

The Centurions have responded with the dedication I’ve come to expect from them… And like a thousand other commanders on a thousand other battlefields, I wait for the dawn.