Category: marvin the martian

Conversation

Commander X2: You will die for the disgrace of your forefathers!
Duck Dodgers: I didn’t have four fathers! I only had one father and I didn’t know him that well!

Regular

Duck Dodgers: [surrounded by Martians] Wait a minute!  What’s this red button for?
Commander X2: Oh, that opens the bomb bay doors below us.
Dodgers: Thank You! (presses button)

Someday they’ll name a war after me!

Someday they’ll name a war after me!

Conversation

Cadet: W-w-w-whoa!
Duck Dodgers: Whoa is what Earth’s going to be sthaying when I sthpin his head off so fast it’ll TRAVEL BACK IN TIME!
Commander X2: Blah blah blah blah.
Dodgers: Oh, you WANT the time-travel sthpinning head!

Fetch daddy’s blue fright wig.  I must b…

Fetch daddy’s blue fright wig.  I must be handsome when I unleash my rage.

Conversation

Marvin: We had great times in High School before we graduated.
Daffy: I wish we never did that.

You guys think you can walk all over me becaus…

You guys think you can walk all over me because I’m dumb.  But I have feelings, too. If you cut me, do I not cough?  If you hit me, do I not sneeze?  And if you call me names, do I not eat?

Conversation

Marvin: Hey Pete, how do I look?
Pete: With your eyes.

Conversation

Marvin: To be quite honest, Daffy; I’d written you off as being incorrigible.
Daffy: What did he sthay?
Pete: He called you a gerbil.

Conversation

Marvin: You know how to do CPR?
Pete Puma: CPR? I can’t even spell it!