Category: marvin the martian

Conversation

Commander X2: You’re supposed to be dead!
Duck Dodgers: Am I not?

Being the good guy’s so predictable!  Yo…

Being the good guy’s so predictable!  You do everything right!

It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for…

It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated.  As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we’ve just sent to converge with your craft.  To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes.  Thank you.

Welcome to the party, Dodgers – your *farewell…

Welcome to the party, Dodgers – your *farewell* party!

No potion can make you lethth evil, X2.  And e…

No potion can make you lethth evil, X2.  And evil always loses out in the end.

Conversation

Commander X2: Wipe that stupid grin off your face!
Duck Dodgers: This is the sthmartest grin I know.

Onthe again, the trousers of evil are yanked d…

Onthe again, the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of juthtithe!

Have you liquidated Dodgers and Cadet?  Did yo…

Have you liquidated Dodgers and Cadet?  Did you use the CDI?  Are you talking to me?  Are you talking to me?  Then who else are you talking to?  Are you talking to me?  Well, I am the only one here, so you must be talking to me.  And you are lying!  Now catch Dodgers and Cadet.  And next time use the CDI on them.

Conversation

Commander X2: How many times in the past have they stood between me and my dreams of glory? How many times have they foiled my plans with their bungling interference?
Centurion: Er… 28?
X2: Quiet, idiot!

You’re going to be the Eleventh Commandm…

You’re going to be the Eleventh Commandment: ‘Thou shalt not get away with it.’