Category: marvin the martian

Conversation

Marvin: What are you doing here?
Pete Puma: Well, I was standing over *there*, but that didn’t seem to be working out for me, so I moved over here, but this one isn’t much better.

bearslime: those new looney tunes shorts that…

bearslime:

those new looney tunes shorts that are expected to drop this summer look amazing so far! the only thing i want is at least one featuring my boy marvin. i love him.

Regular

Commander X2: I live for the simple things… like how much this is going to hurt!
[zaps Duck Dodgers, who falls down yelling]
X2: Yeah, writhe, little duck.

Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet …

Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take X2 out, that he’d melt my brain.

Hmm.  Blah-blah-blah.  Don’t you get tir…

Hmm.  Blah-blah-blah.  Don’t you get tired of making the same speech every time you’re faced with a challenge?  Stop saving the world and get a hobby!

Conversation

Marcia: You wouldn’t understand, Dad, you’re not with it!
Marvin: I was with it once! And then they changed what it was! And now what I’m with isn’t it and what’s it seems weird and scary to me! And it’ll happen to you!

Abraham Lincoln was human garbage!  It took hi…

Abraham Lincoln was human garbage!  It took him five years to win the Civil War.  I could have won it in two days with my army of unstoppable Centurions from the future!

It’s over, Dodgers!  The Earth is mine t…

It’s over, Dodgers!  The Earth is mine to devastate…and I already promised the moon to Marcia.

Regular

[Marvin knocks on Daffy’s front door]
Daffy: Who is it?
Marvin: Your doom!
Daffy: Don’t sthay “Your doom”.  Who opens the door for their doom?
Marvin: Good point. [to the door] Basket of puppies.

Regular

K’chutha Sa’am: That’s great news about you and Tyr’ahnee [getting back together]!
Commander X2: Yeah, I think I’m going to take her to miniature golf.
Sa’am: Oh, well, ah guess for you, that’s like regular golf.
X2: Short jokes, really?  You’re like a quarter of an inch taller than me!
Sa’am: Yeah, and don’t you forget it!