Category: granny

Conversation

Daffy: Excuse me, Granny. Do you have change for a dollar?
Granny: Change? No I’m sorry, I don’t.
Daffy: Well, can you do me a favor and watch my sthtuff here while I go break a dollar?
Granny: Of course.
Daffy: Thanks. Hey, I guethth they’re right. Sthenior cthitizens, although sthlow and dangerouth behind the wheel, can sthtill stherve a purpothe. I’ll be right back. Don’t you go dying on me!

Hey, you stay away from the frozen food sectio…

Hey, you stay away from the frozen food section. Your boobs’ll harden.

Regular

Yosemite Sam: Ah’ma gonna give ya a break.  Ah’ma gonna fix it, so’s ya don’t hear the bullets.
[Removes Granny’s hearing aid]

There ain’t no party wike my Gwanny&rsqu…

There ain’t no party wike my Gwanny’s tea party.  Hey!  Ho!

Like most people my age, I just existed.

Like most people my age, I just existed.

Regular

Daffy: You look pretty good for a lady your age.
Granny: What age is that?
Daffy: [laughs] Sthtone Age…

Regular

[after pushing Granny down the stairs]
Duck Dodgers: You know what they sthay: To sthave the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the sthtairs.

Conversation

Bugs: Granny! It’s me, Bugs, we spoke on the phone this morning.
Granny: The what?
Bugs: The telephone…
Granny: Ohh, the talky stick! Your voice was trapped in there this morning.

Conversation

Daffy: Hey, Granny, it’s your favorite neighbor! Sthay, you got some sthnoo on your lawn.
Granny: What’s snoo, Daffy?
Daffy: Nothing, what *sthnoo* with you?

Regular

Granny: [having heard a tiger roar] Well, at least we’re in safe company.
Col. Rimfire: No hunter is safe, Ms. Webster.