Category: elmer fudd

If a person could find a better way to kill Bu…

If a person could find a better way to kill Bugs, they’d not only get rich, they’d probably get a lot more dates.

Conversation

Bugs: Where did you get that gun?
Elmer: Uh… my mother gave it to me.

Tonight’s top stowy: The sewers wun wed …

Tonight’s top stowy: The sewers wun wed with Bugs Bunny’s bwood!

Conversation

Yosemite Sam: You’re not goin’ anywhars!
Elmer: But I’m hungwy!
Sam: Eat yer hat!

Conversation

Elmyra: 673 Wongs in the phone book.
Elmer: Hmmm. Heckuva wotta Wong numbers.

Regular

Leslie P. Lilylegs: My employer wants a meeting.
Elmer: Your empwoyer?  The Pwesident?
Leslie: No, somebody powerful.
[looks over Elmer’s shoulder]
Leslie: Good God! What’s that?
Elmer: [laughs] Now, Weswie, you don’t weally expect me to fall for that old twick, do you?
Leslie: [chuckles] Shucks, I guess not.
[punches Elmer unconscious]

They will have to woad you and the west of thi…

They will have to woad you and the west of this backward town onto a meat wagon with a pitchfork!

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