Category: elmer fudd

Fudd, I’m getting tired of you. You neve…

Fudd, I’m getting tired of you. You never push a pronoun against a verb without trying to shoot sthomething!

Conversation

Bugs: You coitny have a way with people.
Elmer: Well, they’re my species!

Regular

Bugs: You coitny have a way with people.

Elmer: Well, they’re my species!

2700lagostas: Looney Tunes Cartoons – “Dynami…

2700lagostas:

Looney Tunes Cartoons – “Dynamite Dance” (2019)

There are some wabbits that cannot be caught. …

There are some wabbits that cannot be caught.  It’s not that they’re faster or stwonger than other wabbits.  They’re just touched by something extwa.

Conversation

Elmer: How do you account for the fact that the bombing campaign has been going on for thirteen years?
Wile E.: Beginners’ luck.

Regular

Elmer: This is a $4,000 sofa, upholstered in Italian silk.  This is not just a couch.
Yosemite Sam: [shouts, pounding a couch pillow to each syllable] It’s just a couch!

Conversation

Granny: I named my cat after Stallone.
Elmer: Oh… what’s his name?
Granny: Sylvester.

Conversation

Elmer: I hear you do detective stuff for people.
Doorlock Holmes: I do favors for friends.
Elmer: I can pay.
Doorlock: Sthit down, friend.

Conversation

Friar Porky: S-s-so have you returned to your faith, r-r-renounced ours?
Viking Elmer: I wish it was so simple. In the gentle fall of wain fwom Heaven I hear my God. But in the thunder I still hear Thor. That is my agony.
Porky: I h-h-hope that some day our Gods can become f-f-friends.