Category: elmer fudd

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Oh, how cute, he sleeps with his gun under his pillow too.

Bugs Bunny about Elmer Fudd probably

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[about his gun]

Elmer: Easy to pick up, hard to put down.

If you look ah say if you look at Fudd’s…

If you look ah say if you look at Fudd’s operational history, and ah have ah say ah have, you’ll notice that he invariably favors misdirection over confrontation.

We wove you Walla Walla, Washington!  We wove …

We wove you Walla Walla, Washington!  We wove you Walla Walla, Washington!

I’d like to give a plug for Elmer’…

I’d like to give a plug for Elmer’s new movie – er – television show, actually. It’s a combination between Where in the Woild is Carmen Sandiego? and Hair.  It’s called Where in the Woild is My Hair?

One time I ate in this westauwant.  It had a b…

One time I ate in this westauwant.  It had a big sign on the wall: Watch your hat and coat.  While I was watching them someone stole my cawwots…

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[Elmer is taking the oath]
Court Clerk: Take off your hat.
[Elmer takes off his hat with his right hand]
Court Clerk: Raise your right hand.
[With his right hand, Elmer puts his hat back on, and raises the hand]
Court Clerk: [gesturing to the book he is holding] Put your left hand here.
Judge: [to Elmer] Take off your hat.
[Elmer does so with his right hand]
Court Clerk: [to Elmer] Raise your right hand.
[Elmer puts his hat back on to raise the hand]
Court Clerk: [gesturing to the book he is holding] Now, put your left hand here.
Judge: [to Elmer] Please, take off your hat.
[Elmer does so with his right hand]
Court Clerk: [to Elmer] Raise your right hand.
[Elmer repeats the process]
Court Clerk: [gesturing to the book he is holding] Now, put your left hand here.
Judge: [to Elmer] Will you please take off your hat?
[Elmer does so with his right hand]
Court Clerk: [angrily, to Elmer] Raise your RIGHT HAND.
[Elmer repeats the process]
Court Clerk: [gesturing to the book he is holding] Now, put your left hand here.
Judge: [to Elmer] Take off your hat.
[Elmer takes off the hat and places it on his cane, which is in his right hand]
Court Clerk: [to Elmer] Raise your right hand.
[Elmer raises his cane with the hat on it]
Court Clerk: [taking the hat off the cane] Get rid of that hat.
[Elmer takes the hat and puts it on the court clerk’s head]
Elmer: [with both hands on the book] Waise YOUR wight hand.
[the court clerk does so, startles, takes the hat off, and places it under the book]
Court Clerk: Raise your right hand.
[Elmer does so]

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Daffy: When I sthnap my fingers, you’re going to call me a cab and write me a check for $20,000.
[snaps fingers]
Elmer: Hey, you’we a cab.

People are human.

People are human.