Category: elmer fudd

Regular

Elmer: [in a low tone] It’s time for you to wetire.
Daffy: [relieved; to camera] Retire!  I’d love to retire!
Elmer: [exploding]
[shouts]
Elmer: I’m gonna get me my gun and wetire you pwoper!
Daffy: [nervously; to camera] But not *that* way!

I’m taking over the airwaves, and your b…

I’m taking over the airwaves, and your bwainwaves!  Huhuhuhuhuh.

You couldn’t hit a lake if you were stan…

You couldn’t hit a lake if you were standing on the bottom.

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Conversation

Elmer: Time to say goodbye, wabbit!
Bugs: Why? You going somewhere?

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Conversation

Daffy: Why don’t you have a badge?
NSA Agent Fudd: Because I’m undercover!
Daffy: Well Hey! You know what? I’m undercover too! Did you want to see my badge? Oopthsie! I don’t have one!

Regular

Elmer: I’ll teach you to kick me!
Bugs: You don’t have to teach me, I know how!
[He kicks him]

Not so fast, you ingwates. Tit for Tat News Te…

Not so fast, you ingwates. Tit for Tat News Team is taking a bweak fwom its pwedge dwive to kick some butt.  No commercials; no mercy.

Conversation

Elmer: Son of a gun, whaddaya call this wawa?
Bugs: I believe you’d call him a Neanderthal man.
Elmer: Well I don’t care what countwy he’s fwom!