Category: dr. i.q. hi

Conversation

Dr. I.Q. Hi: Do you know how much damage this bulldozer would sustain if I just let it roll over you?
Duck Dodgers: How much?
I.Q.: None at all.

Conversation

Cadet: W-w-will he survive?
Queen Tyr’ahnee: Of course he’ll survive. He’s Duck Dodgers.
Dr. I.Q. Hi: I’m afraid that’s no guarantee, Tyr’ahnee

Regular

Dr. I.Q. Hi: [of Duck Dodgers ruling Mars] Can you imagine what that would be like?
Cadet: I’d s-s-say that idea is strictly for the b-b-b-birds.
[everyone laughs]

Conversation

Dr. I.Q. Hi: There you are. And how was your day? Any progress in saving the world?
Duck Dodgers: I’m working on it.

Conversation

Duck Dodgers: Yeah, but, it’s dangerous out there. One false move and sthomeone could be blown to bits – maybe me!
Dr. I.Q. Hi: That’s why it up to you.

Conversation

Dr. I.Q. Hi: Once you’re inside, proceed with disabling maneuvers.
Duck Dodgers: Dithabling maneuvers?
Cadet: Uh…b-b-blowing things up?
Dodgers: Oh… I knew that.

Conversation

Dr. I.Q. Hi: However, the destruction may be very localized; limited to merely our own galaxy.
Duck Dodgers: Well that’s a relief.

Conversation

Dr. I.Q. Hi: We gotta use psychology. What would attract a blue cat?
Duck Dodgers: That’s easy. A blue mouthse.

Conversation

Dr. I.Q. Hi: Those meteors look like giant boulders.
Duck Dodgers: Try and look at it this way, I.Q.: it’s just another rock-conthcert.

Regular

Duck Dodgers: Don’t worry I.Q., I’m a professional, OOPS.
[drops his papers]
Dr. I.Q. Hi: You’re a professional oops all right.