Category: daffy duck

Regular

Bugs: I’m stuck between buns of brass
[Lola]
Bugs: and brains of brick.
[Daffy]

Regular

Bugs: [about the book Daffy’s reading] How to Beat the Odds?  Sorry, Daffy.  No way to beat it, you’re odd.

Conversation

Daffy: Thanks a lot, Porky. Now I’ll never find out what Sthanta gets for Christmas.
Porky: H-h-he doesn’t really get an actual gift, Daffy. H-h-he gets love from all the kids around the world.
Daffy: Really? That sthounds like a rip-off to me.

Regular

Porky: M-m-m-my gosh, is that S-S-Sam?
Bugs: [sarcastically] No, Porky, it’s Danny DeVito in a Yosemite Sam mask.
Daffy: No, Bugs, I think that’s really Stham.

Conversation

Pepe: Eef ah speak weeth les tongues of men and of angels but have not love, ah am as a soundeeng gong or a clangeeng ceembal. No?
Daffy: Good point.

Conversation

Porky: D-D-Daffy! W-w-wait!
Daffy: Wait he sthays! Do I look like a waiter?

Just stho you know, I’m not mad anymore….

Just stho you know, I’m not mad anymore.  I Fathebooked it all out of my sthythtem.

Conversation

Daffy: Excuse me, Granny. Do you have change for a dollar?
Granny: Change? No I’m sorry, I don’t.
Daffy: Well, can you do me a favor and watch my sthtuff here while I go break a dollar?
Granny: Of course.
Daffy: Thanks. Hey, I guethth they’re right. Sthenior cthitizens, although sthlow and dangerouth behind the wheel, can sthtill stherve a purpothe. I’ll be right back. Don’t you go dying on me!

Regular

Daffy: Charity cathe.  Nothing but charity cathes.  Who is gonna pay for this funeral?
Porky: Y-y-you’ll find th-th-$300 in his v-v-v-vest pocket.  Y-you take out for his funeral and send the rest to his n-n-nearest relative.
Daffy: Nearest relative, huh?
[To corpse]
Daffy: Nephew, you just found yoursthelf an uncle.

Regular

Tina: This ninja stuff really makes you look uh, I don’t know how you say um…
Daffy: [suavely] Ruggedly handsthome?
Tina: Amazingly stupid!
Daffy: [sarcastically] Very funny.