Category: daffy duck

Conversation

Tina: Do we need the monkey?
Daffy: I’m sthurprised at you. Talking that way about our baby. He’s got your looks, too.
Tina: And your brains.

Regular

Elmer: Who’s in charge?
Daffy: I am.
Bugs: Well, I think we should vote.
Elmer: I got this.
[holds up his gun]
Daffy: Then shoot me, or shut up!

Regular

[Daffy is driving the car backwards]
Bugs: [sarcastically] Oh, we’re REALLY making good time now.

gameraboy1: Rocket Squad (1956)

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Rocket Squad (1956)

Regular

Cab Dispatcher: Where are you going?
Daffy: Chicago.
Cab Dispatcher: Chicago?
Daffy: Yeah, Chicago.
Cab Dispatcher: You know you’re in Royal Oaks Glen Oaks Oakwood Oaks.
Daffy: Yes I do.
Cab Dispatcher: Why don’t you try the airlines? It’s faster and you get a free meal.
Daffy: If I wanted a joke, I’d follow you into the john and watch you take a leak.  Now are you gonna help me or are you gonna sthtand there like a sthlab of meat with mittens?
[the cab dispatcher punches him in the face]

Conversation

Yosemite Sam: Ah told you, I don’t want you ridin’ with me no more.
Daffy: You sthtill owe me two hundred dollars!

Conversation

Daffy: I got sthcruples too, you know. You know what that is? Sthcruples?
Yosemite Sam: No, ah don’t know what it is, but if you got ’em, it’s a sure bet they belong to somebody else!

Regular

Daffy: She goes free.
Foghorn: What’s ah say what’s in your head, baw?
Daffy: She goes free.
Foghorn: You’ve only ah say you’ve got one shot and we can’t dah.
Bugs: Don’t do anything stupid.
Daffy: You can’t.
[points gun at his own beak]
Daffy: I can.
Bugs: Like that.

Regular

Daffy: I want 50 perthcent of ye plunder.
Pirate Sam: 15.
Daffy: 40.
Sam: 25.
Daffy: [considering]
Sam: And I’ll bah ya the hat.  A really BIG one…Commodore.

Regular

Daffy: [arriving back at a workshop, his boss is still fast asleep] Right where I left you.
[notices a hammer on the anvil]
Daffy: Not where I left *you*.