Category: daffy duck

Conversation

Comedy Relief (Porky Pig}: All right, w-w-what’s your plan?
Drip-Along Daffy: Oh, I figured we’d just ride in there and shoot down anyone carrying a gun.

I like Show Biz Bugs, than any of the cartoons…

I like Show Biz Bugs, than any of the cartoons I did. Because I thought it brought out, Daffy Duck, more than it did Bugs. Bugs was just a secondary character in that really. It brought out the jealousy of Daffy Duck

That’s no fair!  They’ve got rocks…

That’s no fair!  They’ve got rocks and all we’ve got is machine guns!

I don’t mean to panic anyone, but I&rsqu…

I don’t mean to panic anyone, but I’m afraid the calamari has been infethted with baby sthquid.

Regular

Daffy: [poem] It is winter.  Cousin Jerry was lying in the sthnow making sthnow angels.  Along came the sthnowplow.  Now Cousin Jerry is making REAL angels.

Conversation

Daffy: I don’t like playing golf.
Angus MacRory: Then take lessons like everyone else.
Daffy: I have. Guethth what the coach sthaid when I hit him? $%^&, that hurts!

Regular

Daffy: This is the sthecond time this week that I’ve missed my breakfast on account of you!
Bugs: [sarcastic, to the camera] I thought he was lookin’ kinda scrawny…

Regular

[The Masked Avenger [Daffy Duck] trips on the wagon and falls down]
Masked Avenger: [grunting, to Comedy Relief Porky] That was *your* fault!
Comedy Relief: [to camera] W-w-what was *my* fault?  I was asleep.

Regular

Elmer: [in a low tone] It’s time for you to wetire.
Daffy: [relieved; to camera] Retire!  I’d love to retire!
Elmer: [exploding]
[shouts]
Elmer: I’m gonna get me my gun and wetire you pwoper!
Daffy: [nervously; to camera] But not *that* way!

Regular

Daffy: I am trained in martial arts.  Judo, aikido, karate.  The first thing they teach you is sthelf-control.  If sthomeone calls you a jerk, you don’t harm them. You just walk away.
Bugs: Joik.
Daffy: …Ah!  Sthee?  Complete control.
Bugs: Maroon!
[Daffy walks into a door]