Category: beaky buzzard

I’m dumber than a box of dumb things tha…

I’m dumber than a box of dumb things that you can only buy at a supermarket full of dumb.

Conversation

Bugs: Where were you born?
Beaky Buzzard: I don’t know.
Bugs: Fancy not knowing where you were born!
Beaky: Well, I was too young to remember.

I may be dumb, fellas, but I ain’t stupi…

I may be dumb, fellas, but I ain’t stupid.

Regular

Bugs: I gotta split Doc. C-I-A-O.
Beaky Buzzard: C-I-A-O? What the heck’s that?
Bugs: Ciao!
[leaves]
Beaky: Ciao?  C-H-O-W.  That guy’s right.  I can’t even spell.

Conversation

Bugs: Is it possible for you to be any dumber?
Beaky Buzzard: I don’t see how.

Hi there.  Delivery from 24-Hour Pizza. If we&…

Hi there.  Delivery from 24-Hour Pizza. If we’re not here in 24 hours, then we’re not coming!

Regular

Beaky Buzzard: [of a water bottle] How’d you get all the ice in here through this little tiny hole?

These are stupid times, and stupid times call …

These are stupid times, and stupid times call for stupid measures.

Nobody knows where I come from, not even me.

Nobody knows where I come from, not even me.

Conversation

Bugs: Were you always this stupid, or did you take lessons?
Beaky: I took lessons.