Category: beaky buzzard

Conversation

Beaky: Darn you! Duh, I won’t lose! I will aquire your body! Ye-up!
Speedy: How you theenk you can get in my body, anyway?
Beaky: Duh, I’m too stupid to worry about that. I’ll kill you anyway!

Regular

Beaky Buzzard: You know, using these leftover spare parts, I could probably make a rocket in an hour.
Duck Dodgers: Really?
Beaky: Sure. And since I only have half the parts, it’ll only take half as long.

K-N-O-W. No.

K-N-O-W. No.

I’m dumber than a box of dumb things tha…

I’m dumber than a box of dumb things that you can only buy at a supermarket full of dumb.

Conversation

Bugs: Where were you born?
Beaky Buzzard: I don’t know.
Bugs: Fancy not knowing where you were born!
Beaky: Well, I was too young to remember.

I may be dumb, fellas, but I ain’t stupi…

I may be dumb, fellas, but I ain’t stupid.

Regular

Bugs: I gotta split Doc. C-I-A-O.
Beaky Buzzard: C-I-A-O? What the heck’s that?
Bugs: Ciao!
[leaves]
Beaky: Ciao?  C-H-O-W.  That guy’s right.  I can’t even spell.

Conversation

Bugs: Is it possible for you to be any dumber?
Beaky Buzzard: I don’t see how.

Hi there.  Delivery from 24-Hour Pizza. If we&…

Hi there.  Delivery from 24-Hour Pizza. If we’re not here in 24 hours, then we’re not coming!

Regular

Beaky Buzzard: [of a water bottle] How’d you get all the ice in here through this little tiny hole?