Author: Incorrect Looney Tunes Quotes

Regular

Mugsy: [looking at the spider on Rocky] Duh Rocky… don’t move…
Rocky: Mugsy?  Mugs…
Mugsy: [Mugsy hits him with the crowbar] Jeez… So… crumbin!
Mugsy: Duh did I get him?
Rocky: [starts whacking Mugsy] How do you like dat? *Huh*!  Joik.  Get dat rabbit, Mugsy, get dat rabbit!

Conversation

Elmyra: 673 Wongs in the phone book.
Elmer: Hmmm. Heckuva wotta Wong numbers.

Regular

Leslie P. Lilylegs: My employer wants a meeting.
Elmer: Your empwoyer?  The Pwesident?
Leslie: No, somebody powerful.
[looks over Elmer’s shoulder]
Leslie: Good God! What’s that?
Elmer: [laughs] Now, Weswie, you don’t weally expect me to fall for that old twick, do you?
Leslie: [chuckles] Shucks, I guess not.
[punches Elmer unconscious]

I’m not a very good damsel in a dress, a…

I’m not a very good damsel in a dress, am I?

Conversation

Witch Lezah: The last ingredient in the recipe is Da Vinci’s model of a helicopter…
Gossamer: …on display for three days only at the Louvre in Paris.
Daffy: As opposed to the Louvre in Withconthsin?

Duh hello, dis is Mugsy of Rocky and Mugsy: Na…

Duh hello, dis is Mugsy of Rocky and Mugsy: Naughtiness International, no big small crime too… er…

Homithcide: our day begins when yours ends.

Homithcide: our day begins when yours ends.

Hey, that is not your cue!  You sthtepped on m…

Hey, that is not your cue!  You sthtepped on my sthcream!

Upset?  Why should I be upset?  You’ve o…

Upset?  Why should I be upset?  You’ve only ruined my life.  Why should I be upset?

This is difficult stuff.   Making a left toin …

This is difficult stuff.   Making a left toin at Albuqoique is one of the harder things you’ll loin in life.