Mugsy: [looking at the spider on Rocky] Duh Rocky… don’t move…
Rocky: Mugsy? Mugs…
Mugsy: [Mugsy hits him with the crowbar] Jeez… So… crumbin!
Mugsy: Duh did I get him?
Rocky: [starts whacking Mugsy] How do you like dat? *Huh*! Joik. Get dat rabbit, Mugsy, get dat rabbit!
Elmyra: 673 Wongs in the phone book.
Elmer: Hmmm. Heckuva wotta Wong numbers.
Leslie P. Lilylegs: My employer wants a meeting.
Elmer: Your empwoyer? The Pwesident?
Leslie: No, somebody powerful.
[looks over Elmer’s shoulder]
Leslie: Good God! What’s that?
Elmer: [laughs] Now, Weswie, you don’t weally expect me to fall for that old twick, do you?
Leslie: [chuckles] Shucks, I guess not.
[punches Elmer unconscious]
I’m not a very good damsel in a dress, am I?
Witch Lezah: The last ingredient in the recipe is Da Vinci’s model of a helicopter…
Gossamer: …on display for three days only at the Louvre in Paris.
Daffy: As opposed to the Louvre in Withconthsin?
Duh hello, dis is Mugsy of Rocky and Mugsy: Naughtiness International, no big small crime too… er…
Homithcide: our day begins when yours ends.
Hey, that is not your cue! You sthtepped on my sthcream!
Upset? Why should I be upset? You’ve only ruined my life. Why should I be upset?
This is difficult stuff. Making a left toin at Albuqoique is one of the harder things you’ll loin in life.