Captain’s Log, sthtardate 23.9, rounded …

Captain’s Log, sthtardate 23.9, rounded off to the… nearest dethcimal point.  We’ve… traveled back in time to sthave an ancient sthpethies from… total annihilation.  SthO FAR… no… sthigns of aquatic life, but I’m going to find it. If I have to tear this univerthe another black hole, I’m going to find it.  I’ve… GOT TO, MITHTER.